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Beau Vine

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  1. My wife just announced: "I wanted to use the breadmaker this afternoon, but I can't get my laptop to open." Then she repeated it verbatim after I said, "WHAT?" as if I couldn't hear, rather than that sentence making zero sense.
  2. Someone should open the big faucet in Canada so that there's plenty of water to fight the fires!
  3. He's upset because I opened the national forest cutting thread in DT and saw this dumbfuckery: So, I took him off ignore and negged him. And then I scrolled down the thread and went to another and saw this bowel movement, which blew my irony-meter to smithereens, and so I negged him some more:
  4. https://www.wired.com/story/texas-amazon-drones-stop-flying/
  5. I was actually on the SMTX Utilities Board before I moved away. Tyler Hjorth is aggy to the core, but he knows and understands this shit backwards and forwards.
  6. Spencer Knight and a 1st seems like a huuuuuuuge haul for Seth Jones. Not sure I would have traded Knight for Jones straight-up.
  7. We watched it last night instead of watching awards -- there is a ton of sex and nudity.
  8. And here we have Cosmo Kramer discussing write-offs:
  9. https://x.com/S_OConchobhair/status/1896058571806351406
  10. You've already shown your ignorance of US history, so I guess you are embodying the true Texas spirit.
  11. Friend of mine wants to inquire about your rates for that?
  12. Would be better if they said: A R R O Z
  13. And then it got much worse in OT.
  14. And they hang on to win 7-5 despite trying to blow it in the 9th. Game started at 9:30am eastern.
  15. Playing on a line with Roope instead of Colin Blackwell also helps.
  16. Clemson has a band?
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