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Beau Vine

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  1. When did DeSmith turn into Ken Dryden?
  2. Does the NHLPA allow that? Remember the MLBPA vetoing the ARod to Boston trade?
  3. Man, I was so in love with Seth Jones after the 2013 World Juniors. I could not believe that three teams passed on him in the draft. Worse, they took scrubs like McKinnon and Barkov! He might be #1 on my Guys Who Had a Disappointing Career list, across all sports.
  4. I have always liked Necas. If you look upthread around the Moose trade, I commented that the Avs got a really nice return. Wasn't talking about Drury. I watch the Avs on Altitude, but Rycroft makes it really difficult to like them.
  5. 1. Mainly posts on the sports boards, especially baseball. Doesn't actually read threads because he so regularly posts links/tweets that have already been posted that others regularly reply to other people reposting things with sarcastic "Thanks, _____." 2. Complete troll who I've never seen make a post that's longer than a single sentence. He seems to be on every board. Lots of people have him on ignore apparently, as many posters complain about others quoting him. 3. Likes to remind people that he lives in Highland Park. Has all the solutions for the declining engagement on SurlyHorns and other various societal ills, even though he's clearly out of touch. Is on his third username even though he regularly denies it. 4. Big supporter of Trump and Musk. Is actually smart enough that his defenses of the two can sometimes sound reasonable superficially. Widely recognized as the poster most likely to be a Russian troll. 5. In a board of whiney pussies, this one bitches the absolute most on football game threads. He has taken his act to the Longhorn baseball thread even though he doesn't know how a pitcher is awarded a statistical "win."
  6. Give him a chance -- he might GRU on you!
  7. https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave
  8. Ruff was actually female? I always assumed she was a hitby sock. When we did the Shaggy Wimberley flood cleanup, TigOl dropped off beans at my house to complement the brisket someone made for us. She left these plastic serving spoons that my wife immediately hated, but I insisted that we keep. I think of Tigol every time I use one, including last Wednesday. CSB.
  9. Guess what totally new poster showed up on the Crypto thread and the Elmo thread?
  10. Winning 7 true swing states should be identical odds to flipping a coin and getting 7 tails in a row -- 1 in 128, or 0.78%. I would guess your argument would be about the definition/measurement of a "swing state."
  11. The implant procedure wasn't botched; he simply tore open the incision and implant came loose when he was fucking his couch!
  12. It would really hurt feelings, so it won't happen, but the Finland team needs to be replaced with a European team. It would be over half Finnish, but they need to get some Russians in without promoting Russia, and more importantly, guys like Draisaitl, Pastrnak, and Necas needs to be playing.
  13. palabra
  14. Inspired by the previous post, I am certain that I am going to catch hell for this one, so imma tell you to fuck off in advance:
  15. I could not agree more with your other 3 (especially Scrappy Doo), but this one... What the hell's wrong with you?
  16. This is incorrect because Gibson debuted in 1959. It is also a very ironic answer.
  17. Who is the only Hall of Fame starting pitcher since 1960 to play his entire career for one team?
  18. Who is the first African American who did not play in the Negro Leagues to be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame?
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