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Beau Vine

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  1. Beau Vine
    I don't give a fuck what the dictionary says. If you're trying to get "untracked," that means you're currently "tracked," and what the fuck does that mean? I've never heard anyone say they were tracked. People who use terms like "untracked" and "for all intensive purposes" and "should of" and "could of" reveal themselves to be very stupid people who don't fucking READ anything and learn their language solely from listening.
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    Didn't see it, but sounds thrilling.
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    Calm, reasoned, fact-based discourse always works so well on aggy.
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    "Dial up" "He caught the ball at its highest point." "Get untracked"
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    Jasssssson is like the Human Highlight Film:
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    What, the old giraffes-eating-leaves natural selection?
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    If you're paying $300/oz for weed, then "bumper sticker" had better be some euphemism for whore.
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    Because it increases the incentive to shoot for those numbers, when there will actually be game situations when trying to hit a homer or trying to hit a single is not in the best interest of winning. I'm honestly very surprised the NFL allows incentives on stuff like passing yards or passing TDs. That could put a QB nearing those bonuses in a bad position.
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    Hell, I'm old enough to remember when paying for women's sports was the thing that was going to destroy college sports.
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    Serious question: Is this true? I'm more familiar with MLB, and MLB incentives can only be for playing time. You can't put incentive clauses in contracts that are based on how many homers you hit or how many strikeouts you accumulate. If there's a bye week, do NFL players not get paid that week?
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    I mean, you're making up your own definition here. And by your definition, the NFL is not even pay-for-play.
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    I am morally obligated to post pics of Jose Lima's wife whenever he's mentioned:
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    Representatives? Maybe they promised him whores and didn't deliver?
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    Are you really suggesting that money is the only reason a college kid would relocate from Woostah Mass to Vegas?
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    Is that a federal or state law?
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    That state is more crooked than Texas.
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    I actually got "diagnosed" with Parkinson's several years ago. They can really only determine Parkinson's by brain tissue samples (kinda like CTE), so they basically have a list of symptons, and the more of those you have, the more likely it is that you have it. I had 70% of the symptoms and the doctor told me that I "may" have Parkinson's. Thankfully, no, or not yet.
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    That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.
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