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Beau Vine

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  1. I was a college professor for 30 years, and I never received even a single email from a college student that was written as well as these two text... "A bit over a week I believe"? Seriously?
  2. Absolutely. Every institution of higher education should put up a statue of the community college dropout who wrote this book:
  3. How to tell that you're not attempting nearly enough stolen bases:
  4. Beau Vine

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  5. He spent a decent amount of time in Cedar Park as a player, because I have a Toby Petersen bobblehead from a giveaway night sitting around here somewhere.
  6. Fuck it, I'll say it -- He was great in The Way We Were. Also, Ordinary People might have been the greatest directorial debut ever.
  7. He didn't hit there in the previous Joc AB against a lefty with 2 on and 2 out.
  8. Joc was going to be up next, facing a lefty again, so I think I would've sent him.
  9. That's the worst fucking poem I've ever read.
  10. Maybe it stayed in place due to the gravitational pull of his ginormous head?
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