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Beau Vine

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Everything posted by Beau Vine

  1. Both teams wearing colors in Princeton-Columbia...
  2. They hired the finest waiters, they had checkered table cloths Someone took a Polaroid so the moment wasn't lost And all that you could eat on a Chinese food buffet But when Jesus read his cookie It said "stay at home today"
  3. No, he's just stupid.
  4. Thats my boy!
  5. I remember one time Milo Hamilton tried to say "Pete Harnisch" and nothing but "PENIS" came out. He's still Penis Harnisch to me.
  6. "Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
  7. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/23/professors-us-south-leaving
  8. Beau Vine replied to tokamak's topic in Baseball
  9. Can't stop being American guy needs to die a painful death.
  10. Palencia is terrifying. I'd rather face Mason Miller, because he's not going to hit you in the face.
  11. Hottie behind the plate in CHI at her first ever baseball game.
  12. Single, 2B, HBP to start B2 with none out.
  13. About 1/9th of the time.
  14. In my experience at UT, grade inflation is also caused by the students. I'd give a test and half the students who didn't make an A on it would be at my office with a Q-drop form.
  15. He didn't need to jump.
  16. Terrible baserunning by BOS keeps it tied.
  17. 2023 Rodon has returned.
  18. Everything is a hit now. It's time to get rid of errors and unearned runs.
  19. He's apparently upset that our NIL has come up short, so good luck with that.
  20. Jesus, Volpe...
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