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Beau Vine

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  1. I actually got "diagnosed" with Parkinson's several years ago. They can really only determine Parkinson's by brain tissue samples (kinda like CTE), so they basically have a list of symptons, and the more of those you have, the more likely it is that you have it. I had 70% of the symptoms and the doctor told me that I "may" have Parkinson's. Thankfully, no, or not yet.
  2. That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.
  3. This is what happens when you put Wazzu in charge:
  4. I'm disappointed that he didn't have Bowling Green as the highest-ranked G5 champ.
  5. Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column! And keep up the great work!
  6. It's our favorite time of the week!
  7. You should probably start a thread titled: "CORCHES SHOULD BE AWARES OF AGGY FUCKERY BEFORE GAME IN B/CS."
  8. It is WILD, because we've been hearing for over a decade how tough the SEC is week in and week out, and now we have an SEC schedule, plus the defending national champs in non-conference, and it's somehow the easiest schedule anyone has ever played. WILD.
  9. It shouldn't surprise me because I see it every year, but the transformation from "We hired the bestest coach! He's fixing the culture!" and "Our QB is the most underrated player in the country" to "This idiot coach is playing the wrong QB!" in such a short matter of time is always stunning. It's like the leaves turning in Colorado.
  10. That's what tends to happen when you raid the portal for "hidden diamonds" from the MAC and Sun Belt.
  11. Tillman is still on Fox. He was buried on some bad late-night game last night, just not with Brando.
  12. I had no idea that Brando was doing NFL games. You know you have a shitty NFL game when the announcers are Brando and Matt Millen...
  13. This Michael Mothershed thing on CW is an inside joke I just don't get, right?
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