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Beau Vine

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  1. Wall-E is Pixar's worst movie and that is a hill I will absolutely die on.
  2. Still better than Cade Brewer.
  3. Props to Pedo State for being smart enough not to hold a press conference/celebration within the debris cloud's range.
  4. I'll just say that I'm there for her.
  5. I have meticulously compiled a list of all the announcers who do not hate Texas, according to surly. Here is the list:
  6. I had one of my aggy friends on campus back in about 2002 when admission standards were really low. We were walking across campus on a warm day and his head was just swiveling around like a meerkat looking at girls. He finally said, "Do they actually pay you to teach here?"
  7. We're the 6th-best team in the SEC.
  8. We'll almost assuredly get a rule revision this offseason forbidding substitutes with less than X on the play clock.
  9. Man, I have spent a large chunk of my life watching these two teams play terrible football...
  10. Sean McDonough kind of blew up at him over of one of his explanations during a game a couple of months ago.
  11. I fear that Meat Pimp just has too much natural ability to be a good coach. It's like Ted Williams trying to coach the 1972 Texas Rangers.
  12. So you're an idiot, huh?
  13. You sound like you haven't seen Alabama play this season. When Milroe plays poorly, they couldn't beat a half-decent high school team.
  14. I thought I was going to be the only one offended by that idiocy.
  15. Canada just got bounced in the QF of the World Juniors for the 2nd year in a row. Thar country is gonna burn.
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