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Beau Vine

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  1. Wrong, you can target without even using your helmet if the player is considered defenseless:
  2. Yeah, it's a real fucking mystery, isn't it?
  3. No, if you have a defenseless player, you don't even have to hit him with your helmet to draw a targeting call.
  4. So Brian Kelly is the ceiling? Okaaaayy....
  5. He's not well. I actually haven't checked, but I'm 100% confident in that diagnosis.
  6. I busted out laughing when it came on, loud enough that my wife came out of the kitchen to ask what was so funny. "They're just showing the dorks," I told her.
  7. Excuse me, but do you have any proof of this assertion?
  8. That's an awesome gesture! Mail a bottle of Hendrick's gin to: Beau Vine Golden, CO 80401 and I'll be sure that he gets it.
  9. ESPN projects:
  10. I mean, things were so bad that they paid the previous coach $70M to go away, but those rubes somehow thought they were so special that the new coach could fix all that within his first season and take them to the playoffs. My alma mater lost the national championship game last season, then lost its coach and most of the team to the draft/portal, and I'm fairly pleased they managed to go 6-6, but that's because I'm not a clueless gomer who resides in an alternate reality.
  11. I am -- we were playing aggy.
  12. Look at Zuhn in this sequence..
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