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Beau Vine

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  1. This reliever is going to look like he's lobbing it up there underhanded and they're going to tee off.
  2. The walkup music is not the problem. The problem is EV-REE BAH-DEE CLAP YO HANDZ!! and playing "Walking on Sunshine" every time someone draws a base on balls.
  3. You know Suzy Kolber had a big ol' bush. Like there was no point in shaving it because it would grow back in like an hour.
  4. The hint I'd give is that the series is famous for the losing team completely kicking the winning team's asses for 3 games and the winners winning 4 close games.
  5. How do they still not have a full schedule for 2025???
  6. The Rodriguez news is very surprising, as I just recently read on the Gig'Em Gazette that Schlossnagle's recent actions would destroy his recruiting for years to come. And now he's flipping former aggy commits? Shirley there is some mistake!
  7. I made $5000 selling kneecaps on ebay from home! Ask me how!
  8. Mitch with the fucking batflip!
  9. Would you say he was like or unlike a coach on the field?
  10. Beau Vine

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    So I bought some wax and ordered a Seahorse, and the Seahorse broke on the second day, so what do I do with all this wax? I cooked the tiniest little bit in my breakfast tacos and I am so unbelievably high right now.
  11. I'm gonna have to start playing Immaculate Grid again:
  12. The Mendoza news is very surprising, as I just recently read on the Gig'Em Gazette that Schlossnagle's recent actions would destroy his recruiting for years to come. Shirley there is some mistake!
  13. Looks like that Soto trade is going to work out about as well as the Nats could have hoped. (And I think Lance Lynn was auditioning for the HR derby today.)
  14. Jon Singleton bat flips even when down 6. I think I love him. Also, the Twins' City Connect jerseys involve them dressing up to look like the Brewers? Someone didn't think that through...
  15. That homer made the score 4-3 Boston. Happy now?
  16. Gary Sanchez never sucked this much:
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