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Beau Vine

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  1. Jon Singleton bat flips even when down 6. I think I love him. Also, the Twins' City Connect jerseys involve them dressing up to look like the Brewers? Someone didn't think that through...
  2. That homer made the score 4-3 Boston. Happy now?
  3. Gary Sanchez never sucked this much:
  4. Marlins need some practice on the pickle:
  5. For all their fucktardedness, they do bring in revenue, they never win anything, and are no threat to win in the future. Cutting them out would be like dropping the rich guy who doesn't understand poker out of your weekly poker game.
  6. Wyatt Langford is going to be pretty good:
  7. I wanted the Astros to sign Profar last season You are a brilliant man.
  8. When you're a bunch of brainless rubes, leadership is vital.
  9. Suck on that, spy! My boy's starting the ASG!
  10. He's going to get paid a shitload of money over the next few years while he basically learns on the job. Good for him.
  11. Especially when it's a boss that some other people hired recently.
  12. Ah, THAT'S why I have him on ignore!
  13. I honestly think the Stars would love to have the franchise in Austin for a lot of reasons, one of the smaller being that they'd almost assuredly rebrand them as the Austin Stars. Their goal of marketing the Stars as Texas' team ["Texas Hockey"] came off as pretty ham-fisted when you own a minor league team named the Texas Stars.
  14. Ewww! Look at her right elbow! WOULD NOT BANG!
  15. Well, they have a history of not listening to what previous employers have to say about someone they've set their eye on. But why should they? As is a known fact that the personal weaknesses of even the most wretched scum will dissipate once they're imbued with the spirit of aggyland.
  16. Mangino is a very short little dude. It was hilarious to see him walking in person when he was still really fat. He looked like a Weeble on wheels.
  17. Why don't you explain it for those of us who don't have the foggiest fucking clue who Swaim is?
  18. Wouldn't you take your name OUT of the portal if you commit to a school?
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