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Beau Vine

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Everything posted by Beau Vine

  1. Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.
  2. Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
  3. AUTO-MO-BEEEL???? I say this at least once a week.
  4. The Yankees seem kinda broken.
  5. Beau Vine replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.
  6. Beau Vine replied to tokamak's topic in Baseball
  7. Wut? https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lyonste01.shtml
  8. Anyone over the age of about 25 who calls themselves a libertarian is simply not very bright.
  9. Seems like every time someone gets close to 20, they get dropped into middle relief to avoid it. Except for this guy: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/marotmi01.shtml I suspect Senzatela will get dropped to the pen, too, especially after his start tonight. He did manage to not pick up his 15th L, though.
  10. To be fair, he could have lobbed it up there underhand and still struck Jordan Walker out.
  11. This guy got credited with the win tonight.
  12. This was my favorite trade yesterday: There is no PTBNL. I imagine the conversation went something like this... Brewers: Hey, we're interested in Miller. What do you want for him? DBacks: We want you to take Jordan Montgomery. Brewers: Don't you want prospects? DBacks: No, we want you to take Jordan Montgomery. We'll give you Miller if you also take Montgomery. Brewers: OK, but the trade form that I have to fill out won't let me submit unless we file something going to you. Eh, player to be named!
  13. 9 in the T1 for the Pirates at Coors. 3 Pirates with 2 hits. Cruz salami.
  14. Since we're probably going to have another this season... Who was the last pitcher to lose 20 games?
  15. It's a thread about guys trying to look stupid, and South Austin really wants to win.
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