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Beau Vine

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  1. Why would you do that to me?
  2. I hear that crime is out of control in Hanover, New Hampshire.
  3. Also, having Parker Livingstone blocking on bubble screens is apparently our new Split-Cade-Brewer-Out-Wide.
  4. He sucks, but there were way too many plays called where he'd need 2+ seconds of solid protection to make the play.
  5. I disagree. He consistently sucked tonight.
  6. Same way the play's not dead when the holder takes the snap on a FG.
  7. Will never understand the D calling a TO when the offense has none. ASU just did it twice, but still won.
  8. Lol, Gophers just kicking Nebraska's ass...
  9. Pull your pants down over your knees, dumbass!
  10. They're GOOD Christian men! Please keep up.
  11. Unfortunately, yes.
  12. Yeah, that post was stupid. There's no point in prohibiting Mrs. Featherbottom from checking her phone during her lunch break. But it doesn't matter if you're a "degreed professional," you should not be allowed to have your phone out in a locker room.
  13. It shouldn't be difficult to create and enforce a no-phones-in-the-locker-room policy. I mean, that's the policy in every locker room that I'm aware of, from my local gym to the one time I was in a MLB locker room.
  14. They will. Be patient.
  15. About 10 years ago, my best friend, who's a HS football coach in Seattle, flew down and we went to the state championships at Jerryworld. Celina was playing West Orange-Stark, and before the game, Celina's cheerleaders dragged out and lifted up a big "run-through" sign that said, "FOOTBALL. FAITH. FAMILY. NOWHERE BUT CELINA" with the Celina logo and a big cross on it. My friend looked at me and said, "I thought these were public schools?" I said, Welcome to Texas.
  16. Maybe a few years back when they lost 4-5 games, but not this season when they're loaded and #1.
  17. That was GA Moore.
  18. We had a yard sale one time, and there's zero reason to put price tags on anything, because they just make people ask for a lower price. "Will you take $2.50 for this chair?" Me: "Dude, it's only $3..." I told my wife that we should have put $1000 tags on everything, because someone might have offered $900 for that colander just to get a deal.
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