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Beau Vine

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  1. Beau Vine
    Eat a dick, Brunes!
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    @Helobious s boy!
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    I had a physical therapist a few years ago who was the most midwestern stereotype I've ever met and one of the other PTs told me that he ate PB&J every day for lunch. I bought him a case of designer peanut butter flavors for Christmas that year.
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    Or, you could get a life and not watch the farce.
  6. Beau Vine
    Guess who's upset about UT's schedule? THIS GUY:
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    WNB. How about you post the best picture of her on the internet for comparison?
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    Eh, they still suck:
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    They have much bigger problems than Swayman.
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    Jeez, the Bruins suck.
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    Haha!! Eat a dick, Dabo!
  14. Beau Vine
    Should've played in Oakland.
  15. Beau Vine
    Check the KarenKeyLargo thread.
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    She made an 11-minute trip to HEB??? Does she have super powers, or is she really a dude?
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    Built a concrete bunker under his mobile home? So many fucking lunatics in this country...
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    You almost nailed it. She will know they're not bowl games because my wife will tell her that I want to watch the HS championships, so MIL will tell everyone she knows that her daughter is coming back early because I want to watch HS football. The "WHOT BOWLLLLLL IS THIS???" questions won't start until the next week. Instead, every 5 minutes, she'll walk in the room and ask, "WHOT'S THE SCOOORE?!!" followed soon after by, "WHO'S PLAYIN'?"
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    It seems like not being able to remember your starting QB's name should disqualify a guy from being an announcer.
  25. Beau Vine
    One of the very few perks of being fucking old. Pepe Tovar, Al Oliver, and Beniquez were 3 of my 4 favorite Rangers when I was a kid, and I'll bet I find a way to work in Mickey Rivers by the end of the week.

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