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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I'd imagine Elko or whoever asked him to do that so they can declare yet another big head-to-head "win" over us -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I had something incredibly prescient, impactful, and possibly even program changing to say about the state of Texas football and recruiting. Then, the series finale of Six Feet Under started playing on Netflix and now I'm a wreck who can't remember any of my astoundingly profound, likely universe-shifting prior thoughts Anyway, since we're already bitching about thread derailments in early July of the recruiting season when very, very little permanently impactful things are happening (at least if we're to believe, as I do, that the program is going to turn up the heat in a big way in a couple of months and leaving some bitch ass, crooked af programs wondering "WTF just happened?"), let me say only this: poor Keith deserved better -
Similarly, I remember a lot of UMGoBlog posts (and from the UM blog community as a whole) about how they were also better than us at every position and would win every single matchup ("DONOVAN EDWARDS WILL RUN FOR 300 YARDS because Texas has no one who can keep up with him - just like Reggie Bush did once. Texas will rush for -0.75 ypa because Graham and Grant. Kenneth Johnson will pick off every pass that Quinn Ewers throws - Ewers will literally be 0-0 for with 27 picks. Something something Loveland something another 300 yards."). Absolutely spectacular prognostication, bitches. Hopefully, this turns out similarly. And more than that, hopefully those piss jug throwing fucks go 0-12 on the season and all of the very worst elements of that fanbase murder Ryan Day's To Catch a Predator looking ass before committing mass harikari. Apologies to the 7 respectful Ohio State fans. I know a couple of them post here but can't remember usernames for shit. Y'all seem OK. Don't do the harikari thing but if you still want to kill Ryan Day, I wouldn't object
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It really was. This was the first time in a while I sat and watched the whole episode. It's really interesting that they (Mack and GDGD) identified him as a real player when he was just a sophomore and that he really wasn't particularly polished or developed at all when they first saw him play. The line about, "OK, coach - but what is cover 2?" cracked me up. I always suspected there was a ton of potential (which admittedly just means "you ain't done it yet," - as the great man once said) there but for the head injuries. I feel like this interview vindicates that belief a little bit and all those concussions were a fucking shame. But, as someone else said, I'm really glad to see that he's not displaying obvious signs of CTE - because I really thought that might be an issue for him by now, even at this early juncture. Instead, he comes across as a funny, clever guy and I'm now a bigger fan that I was previously. Also, the immediate chemistry with the younger Shipley is very interesting. We can only imagine what those two could have done but for injuries and atrocious coaching... Fuck GDGD. And fuck Shawn Watson just for good measure
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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As long as we're very faithfully sticking to the topic of recruiting the 2026 class, I just wanted to say that you're a madman, sir, and I absolutely cannot respect your opinion on this (though I'm sure you have many fine, perfectly cromulent opinions on many other topics). Susan Sarandon is and always will be one of the hottest women I've ever seen. Something, something, crawling crotch first through broken glass (or at least the young, unmarried version of campcrunk would have). I think I've already said all I needed to say. Also, any Twin Peaks fan who can discuss the universe's love for Dougie Jones is OK in my book, even if they are wrong about certain award winning actresses. May the White Lodge (or whatever that weird Judy entity living in Sarah Palmer was - if you're into that) keep you safe and happy -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I very much suspected this was kind of what's been going on but seeing in put in writing by someone who actually knows WTF is going on is very, very heartening. I am very much looking forward to flip season (NO JINX) as certain teams underperform and/or realize that their mouths have written checks that their asses just can't cash Also, I am GREATLY looking forward to watching Riley crash and burn (I mean, more than he already has) at USC. Couldn't happen to a better coach or program Edit: I also think it's EXTREMELY important to note that our very talented, very promising, young roster has lost virtually no one of any real consequence (sorry Savion Red, you didn't count in 2024 and you don't count now). That is HUGE and is being greatly underestimated by a significant portion of the board. You think losing Kendal Guervil sucks? Imagine Ryan Wingo, Colin Simmons, or even Alex January transferring to tOSU or Michigan. Guervil (and the rest of the defeats, pending or otherwise, from the 2026 class, some of which may very well wind up being temporary), are pinpricks at most - and I firmly believe the end result will wind up being very, very gruntling to the non-doomer portions of this board- 6989 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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It was not. I don't remember the name of the place but it's apparently super popular with the locals. I may have blocked it out based on the sheer psychological horror of seeing brisket cut on the equivalent of an HEB deli machine set at 0.5 thickness (best setting for Cajun turkey, btw). I mostly remember being initially excited because the line was out the door and around the restaurant. Then, I got my food and to call it "a letdown" is just so woefully inadequate. Seeing the huge line and being excited was like being an aggy fan when they were up 37-10 against UCLA. Then, actually tasting the paper thin brisket and "burnt ends" was like seeing Josh Rosen fake the spike and hit Jordan Lasley in the end zone with 40 seconds left of whatever. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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You're absolutely right - but there's definitely an implication in some of the above posts that the women listed there are somehow equivalent to the some of the women I saw waiting in line for a popular KC "BBQ" joint I had to eat at because a client said I just "had to try it." He's a fucking idiot, their shitty deli meat "brisket" sucks, searing cubes of beef does not a burnt end make, and their women are busted. The pork ribs were OK, I guess. Also, Anna Kendrick and young Susan Sarandon in particular - absolutely would. All day long. Or at least 37 seconds it would take me to finish Anyway, I got mad about horrendous KC "BBQ" and kind of forgot my point. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Y'all motherfuckers. Y'all motherfuckers. I'm not saying that Anna Kendrick, Heather Graham, young Susan Sarandon, or Emma Stone are all 12/10 or anything. And I'm sure those of you whose wives haven't left you penniless, destitute, and miserable beyond comprehension, dearly, dearly love your spouse and consider her (or him - no judgment here) to be the most gorgeous sentient alive. But y'all motherfuckers. Somewhere between the ages of 17 and 27, likely the vast majority of that timeframe, all of y'all would have crawled belly first through broken glass for a single crumb of a crumb of pussy from any of the actresses listed above. Don't act like you wouldn't have. It's unbecoming.- 6989 replies
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Or at least share them. I sincerely hope you brought enough for the whole class. Full doses, preferably. None of this microdosing silliness that really only exists to make people more effective proles -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I can't believe they're shocked that a kid named "Legend Bey" chose to avoid them. I don't want to disparage what I'm sure is a vibrant and active Moorish Science Temple community in College Station but I would think that that particular young man would feel a lot more at home somewhere else. Like, anywhere else -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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What about evil Tulpa Cooper? And I could maybe see Dougie Jones somehow lucking his way into a win there with a little help from... whatever the hell was going on there -
It's going to be so much fun watching all the deluded (excuse me - "diluted") Sooner fans slowly realize their (excuse me again - "there") impending status in CFB as Nebraska 2.0. Sucks to be poor, bitches
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Wow. That's amazingly stupid. So not only are they going to try and lock kids up indefinitely, they're also going to refuse to take care of them if they get hurt? Incredible. FSU seems absolutely bound and determine to repeatedly shoot themself in the dick.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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This. He seems really, really good but I get the impression that Johnson and Guervil are just a little better. Would love to get both of those two (especially Johnson) but it seems more likely we just end up with no more than one, probably Guervil. No matter what, this is a monster DT class, especially if they add one of those last two targets.
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