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campcrunk

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  1. It was not. I don't remember the name of the place but it's apparently super popular with the locals. I may have blocked it out based on the sheer psychological horror of seeing brisket cut on the equivalent of an HEB deli machine set at 0.5 thickness (best setting for Cajun turkey, btw). I mostly remember being initially excited because the line was out the door and around the restaurant. Then, I got my food and to call it "a letdown" is just so woefully inadequate. Seeing the huge line and being excited was like being an aggy fan when they were up 37-10 against UCLA. Then, actually tasting the paper thin brisket and "burnt ends" was like seeing Josh Rosen fake the spike and hit Jordan Lasley in the end zone with 40 seconds left of whatever.
  2. You're absolutely right - but there's definitely an implication in some of the above posts that the women listed there are somehow equivalent to the some of the women I saw waiting in line for a popular KC "BBQ" joint I had to eat at because a client said I just "had to try it." He's a fucking idiot, their shitty deli meat "brisket" sucks, searing cubes of beef does not a burnt end make, and their women are busted. The pork ribs were OK, I guess. Also, Anna Kendrick and young Susan Sarandon in particular - absolutely would. All day long. Or at least 37 seconds it would take me to finish Anyway, I got mad about horrendous KC "BBQ" and kind of forgot my point.
  3. Y'all motherfuckers. Y'all motherfuckers. I'm not saying that Anna Kendrick, Heather Graham, young Susan Sarandon, or Emma Stone are all 12/10 or anything. And I'm sure those of you whose wives haven't left you penniless, destitute, and miserable beyond comprehension, dearly, dearly love your spouse and consider her (or him - no judgment here) to be the most gorgeous sentient alive. But y'all motherfuckers. Somewhere between the ages of 17 and 27, likely the vast majority of that timeframe, all of y'all would have crawled belly first through broken glass for a single crumb of a crumb of pussy from any of the actresses listed above. Don't act like you wouldn't have. It's unbecoming.
  4. Or at least share them. I sincerely hope you brought enough for the whole class. Full doses, preferably. None of this microdosing silliness that really only exists to make people more effective proles
  5. I can't believe they're shocked that a kid named "Legend Bey" chose to avoid them. I don't want to disparage what I'm sure is a vibrant and active Moorish Science Temple community in College Station but I would think that that particular young man would feel a lot more at home somewhere else. Like, anywhere else
  6. What about evil Tulpa Cooper? And I could maybe see Dougie Jones somehow lucking his way into a win there with a little help from... whatever the hell was going on there
  7. It's going to be so much fun watching all the deluded (excuse me - "diluted") Sooner fans slowly realize their (excuse me again - "there") impending status in CFB as Nebraska 2.0. Sucks to be poor, bitches
  8. Wow. That's amazingly stupid. So not only are they going to try and lock kids up indefinitely, they're also going to refuse to take care of them if they get hurt? Incredible. FSU seems absolutely bound and determine to repeatedly shoot themself in the dick.
  9. This. He seems really, really good but I get the impression that Johnson and Guervil are just a little better. Would love to get both of those two (especially Johnson) but it seems more likely we just end up with no more than one, probably Guervil. No matter what, this is a monster DT class, especially if they add one of those last two targets.
  10. Hatin Ass Spurrier's just desperate to be relevant again after he promised to make South Carolina into a title contender and... did not exactly do that. Particularly since Dabo's dumb ass ran him out of CFB coaching for good (although there were admittedly "extenuating circumstances," like a "church" make sure that Dabo had Saban-type talent). Anyway... "IF ARCH SO GOOD WHY COME EWERS PLAY MORE IN SEASON??1 EWERS NOT EVEN HIGH DRAFT PICK." That's a very cursory and superficial "analysis" and is a LOT less than I would expect from someone with Spurrier's experience
  11. I really, REALLY don't want to wish for anyone to fail. I really do not. Career-wise, I've been in a few tight spots myself and I wouldn't wish the stress from that kind of thing on just about anyone. But this motherfucker... between leaking COPIOUS information that was harmful/deleterious to UT's athletics program as a whole - NOT just football - just so he could to say "SEE, I WUZ FIRST" and STEALING FROM A FUCKING CHARITY, has broken my resolve. He really has. I wish he and whatever comes next for him the absolute worst, which is nothing less than he deserves for all of the fucked up shit he has pulled solely in his own self-interest over the multiple decades since he became part of the $9.95 crew, a significant potion of which has been to the detriment of UT's athletics department as whole May Gerry and Bobby dance on the bloated corpse (and I do mean BLOATED AS FUCK) of his "empire" to such a degree that we never hear from his crooked, selfish, self-interested, disgusting ass gain
  12. Edit: NM. I was way off
  13. For those too lazy to type out "James Johnson Northwestern Miami HUDL:" http://www.hudl.com/v/2QtWfv I like the first play where he throws a guard at the QB and his first step is crazy good
  14. That's the exact two I was thinking of as well. I would also travel to a game with Minnesota but I understand that matchup wouldn't be quite as "marquee" Edit: can't believe I forgot Oregon. That's another one I'd travel for
  15. For those interested, he looks absolutely perfect for Sark's offense: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/19667326/672ec9bdc32d5a463c726db5 The first 4:00 is basically all long touchdowns - rushing and receiving
  16. "That was Vince Young. That drive was all Vince Young." Just reposting because Jeff Fisher is a sub-mediocre, petulant, sad, little bitch who, at best, should have been working the counter at the DMV instead of ruining what could/should have been an incredible NFL career. Sorry for the shitty quality - all of the decent looking film of this game's highlights is blocked by the NFL
  17. That was more exciting than it should have been, but I’ll take the outcome every time
  18. She was definitely caught flat footed because of the attempted walk. I think she’d have had a really good shot at making that play but for the “walk.”
  19. Some pretty damn one-sided umpiring and they still couldn’t take it from us. Fantastic performance, ladies
  20. “Jai’storm Knight” is a pretty awesome name for an OL
  21. Give Torre Becton all the raises
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