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campcrunk

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  1. He seriously looks like young Stalin
  2. I'll start with Larry Dibbles. Right after graduating from COLA, the only place that would hire my stupid, drugged out ass for any reason was a plaintiff's firm that desperately needed a legal assistant to abuse for a whopping $15.00 per hour (eat shit, engineering grads). We represented some kid who got his jaw broken by Larry Dibbles on 6th. I did some digging and found that Larry Dibbles was a five star (and he WAS a 5 star no matter what revisionist bullshit Rivals puts out there now). My boss and I were convinced that this was a potentially huge payday. It... was not. Anyway, Larry Dibbles, you still owe me a $250 bonus or whatever that scumbag lawyer was gonna give me if we settled the "lucrative" case against you. I promise to spend it on bad to mediocre cocaine in honor of my old boss. Erick Fowler - wtf happened there? LSU fans threw HUGE temper tantrums about Charlie Strong orchestrating a master plan for fuck them over. Imagine getting fooled by Charlie Strong 4D chess and not being embarrassed as fuck about it. Reggie Wilson - I remember reading about his struggles and being left alone in Cote D'Ivoire and being convinced that he was a future all-timer. He... was not. Tyler Johnson - I'm not sure if we can chalk this one up to his love for music over football or the "development" players received from the staff at that time. But I saw how fluidly he moved in his HS highlights was sure he was going to be a good one. Alas, it was not to be. Sheroid Evans - I remember people being convinced that he was the second coming of Huff. Unfortunately, the poor kid's bones and ligaments just weren't compatible with those expectations. Patrick Hudson and Mason Walters - These two kind of blend together for me for whatever reason. They may have not even played together. Idk, I've blocked a lot of that shit out. Anyway, I had visions of a power spread offense that just left defensive lineman broken and bleeding in its wake. Suffice to say, it did not work out that way. Edorian McCullough - I remember everyone penciling that guy in as a future Thorpe Award and/or Biletnikoff winner. Ouch. Mal Williams - just imagine the player he would have been if his arms/hands weren't Tyrion Lannister sized and he could even sort of catch. Jake Smith - basically EVERY PLAY of his high school HUDL was a 60+ yard touchdown. It's still one of the most insane HUDLs I have ever seen irrespective of how he turned out as a college player. Turns out, he was just playing against guys who are even slower than I am at almost 45. Jerrod Heard - at a time when we all convinced every QB who could run a 4.5 was the second coming of VY, Heard stood alone. And even sort of backed it up for exactly one game until his sub-Case McCoy arm was discovered by the diligent scouting of out enemies. I still can't believe Cal didn't just dare him to throw every down. Anyway... DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT SPIN MOVE FROM JOHN CHILES' HIGH SCHOOL HIGHLIGHTS??? MIKE VICK, 2.0 GUARANTEED.
  3. This really cannot be stated enough. I have seen it happen to friends and even brushed up against it for a second or two before I got the fuck out that place sooner than is typically "professionally accepted." I don't know a damn thing about Martin or who he is today but that voicemail really speaks for itself no matter what he wants to say now
  4. WHAT AN ERUDITE MEMBER OF THE INTELLIGENTSIA. This aggy should be given a Nobel Prize for such a mind shattering take So much "and that's why I don't even have a TV" energy
  5. Also, AggieTherapist interacting with someone named "KillerAg" has a whole new meaning after what happened last week
  6. I definitely follow your point but it's still kind of surprising to see MIT behind Wheeling. Usually, high achievement schools like that will do whatever it takes to get kids graduated because grad rate counts towards their US New & World Report ranking. I knew someone who failed out of Duke twice and they took him back both times - and even after he was let back in the second time, he technically violated the terms of his academic probation by not maintaining a 2.5 and they just let it slide
  7. Looks like whoever said it likely wasn't a first offense was probably correct. He was arrested in July of last year for what I assume is the attempted murder charge and May of 2022 on a strangulation charge. And those are just the times he got caught. I hope his new wife gets the fuck out before he's released
  8. Dude looks fast for such a large man Also, why the fuck is Ryan Day blasting Coldplay and Katy Perry? Fucking loser
  9. Found some more footage of him in UNC's 2023 spring game. Not a lot you can really read into here except that he's large, he's very fluid, he's highly athletic, and he didn't always understand football player at that point in time. If Kenny Baker can develop this kid and Kanu into players, we should sign him to a lifetime contract - whatever the cost. On the other hand, it's a spring game, so who knows?
  10. The hype we're going to get going into next season is going to break them (even more, I mean) and if we live up to it, they're gonna go full Guyana Punch/Heaven's Gate
  11. I really liked the stiff arm at about 0:47. That poor DB got sent flying backwards about 5 yards
  12. Inga (Teri Garr) was so hot
  13. I see those dipshits have already picked up and started running with the "Texas paid Kanu $1 million" bullshit. CDC should have Ketch executed
  14. They really have. The context in which the "nerd and the prom queen" remark was made is pretty clear - and he was even nice enough to explain to them again on Twitter. The real reason why they're so upset is because, deep down, it's true and they know it. Even if Hart had meant it "that" context. It's true, they know it's true, and everyone who deals with them knows it's true.
  15. Cotton Hill looking ass motherfucker
  16. $2.1 million minus 40% for attorney's fees comes out to $1,260,000 total or $105,000 per family. That's just... Wow
  17. Good luck, Blue. I hope you fix your fumble woes and we get to see the playoffs version of you in the NFL
  18. God damn. Dude looks wider than he is tall - and he's 6'5"!!!
  19. It's a highlight reel, I'm certainly no scout, and I obviously don't know shit. But his HUDL looks a little stiff at times to me: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/18354729/6748f738242cc67520747253 Still, though, if the staff likes him, he's obviously very big and very strong - and I love his work on special teams. So I hope he proves me totally wrong
  20. The best two "highlight" films I could find of him were from HS (hate to link anything from Rivals but it is what it is). Not surprisingly, I couldn't find much from UNC. The second video is almost more of a hype video - but it still has a lot of highlights. In any case, I can see why he had the lofty ranking. He is... LARGE. And fast. If Sark/Baker can maximize Shaw's talent and Shaw and the SC/nutrition staff can keep his weight under control, I think he'll be a very nice addition for us
  21. I will always remember Quinn diving head first into TWO Ohio State linebackers while trying to get a first down. It still blows my mind that people questioned his toughness. I hope he tears it up in the NFL and makes all of his doubters eat shit
  22. A lot of them, for sure - but certainly not all
  23. I've read that the current plan is to line him up all over the place, including RB. A guy that big and strong who can catch like a WR could be a really interesting weapon out of the backfield.
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