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  1. campcrunk
    If it comes to that, we're in deep, deep shit
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    The echo chamber is fascinating. Despite their crying to the contrary, there have been plenty of stories about big, scary Texas beating up its slow little brother and taking his lunch money yet again in the national media. I'm almost inclined to believe that their level of denial requires some degree of hard work. It's kind of impressive in a really, really pathetic way
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    Wait, isn’t Earley under contract with us? He’s clearly actively sabotaging us behind the scenes!!1 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI![screeching noises]
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    Meanwhile, at stressboy's house...
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    It’s almost like the person who wrote this has never been to Gainesville or Tallahassee. I’m thinking they probably spend a lot of time in Bryan/College Station - which seems strange for a UF alum
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    Burnt Orange Wedding, IMO
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    He looks to be a top 200 type prospect at this point - https://www.on3.com/db/chris-stewart-241113/ And he looks fast - http://www.hudl.com/video/3/18159454/6509ae9dd45eb505983f2af7 If nothing else, I trust Sark and the staff to evaluate his position well
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    Sounds like they've found their very own Steve Patterson \
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    They definitely did. I married one of the bartenders (no pics, perverts)
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    Eh. Would've been a solid get but I like Rickey Stewart better. It's not like we're hurting for bodies at RB.
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    https://www.sportskeeda.com/baseball/fact-check-did-florida-baseball-coach-s-affair-cause-death-three-people-kevin-o-sullivan-new-wife-s-wild-romance-examined It's coming from some Barstool dipshit so...
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    But maybe DeShaun Foster actually gives a shit about recruiting? I don't know anything about him except that he was nominated for the Broyles and that he has to rebuild Kelly's mess from scratch
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    In Danny Young's defense, it's not his fault Tom Herman decided to use him to run a bunch of sweeps he was very ill equipped for on 3rd/4th and 2. He wasn't Henry Melton athletically (who is?) or even Cody Johnson physically, but maybe he would've been a little better with a different coach
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    Glad to have this kid. His rating seems out of synch with his offer list
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    It's all fun and games until Russell drops 400+ yards on them
  16. campcrunk
    Jesus Christ. If I look like that in 2 years, I want you all to kill me. Seriously
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    I'm not sure what's more hilarious. LSU fans whining about other schools paying players or their strange sense of entitlement towards Texas HS players If I was stupid wealthy, I would spend obscene amounts of NIL money towards taking the best 3-4 players out of Louisiana every year. The LSU tears would be worth every cent (and getting Reggie Wayne and Ed Reed type players would be a nice bonus)
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    So it's Ferraris and the city of Austin vs. a nice, refreshing dip in Bryan's finest power plant cooling pond. What's a recruit to do?
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    I may need to go grab a Kumback Burger this weekend. It's already been too long since my last one
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    If Rivals has one thing at all going for them, it's consistency. They consistently offer the absolute worst takes out there. We could have just taken Bond and the DTs and that'd be worth at least "B" for me. Everything else - Golden, Bolden, Niblack, Mukuba, Moore, etc. - is found money. And not an insubstantial amount of found money.
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    Holy fuck, do we really need Mitchell to not go the way of Taylor Bible. He's just too important, talented, and fills a crucial need (just like Bible, unfortunately).
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    Who in the holy fuck thought that this would EVER be a good idea? It sends SO many wrong messages and reeks of John Sharp. It's worse than their initial SEC commercial. Just atrocious and atrociously designed. God damn, those fuckers need to get a life, starting with a real identity of their own. I mean, it's their only hope of ever accompliishing anything of note not involving "inventing" maroon vegetables (that began their existance as maroon until we selectively bred them to be orange because orange will ALWAYS be more marketable than maroon, anyway) So of course, it will never happen. I'll bet they just claim credit for "inventing" maroon beets or something.
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    Guard Malik Presley? 6'6" is right in line with what we know Flood wants but the young man looks like he's going to need about 5 years in the weight room before he's ready to take on any nose tackles Disclaimer: (I'M KIDDING! And doing it poorly. Please don't neg me to Bolivia, basketball fanatics. Looks like a solid add).
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    Did reading that name cause anyone else to simultaneously smile and picture Darius White flat on his punk ass back, staring at the ceiling, and missing a few teeth? And all of it being VERY well deserved? Cobbs may not have done all that much on the field here but he'll always be a legend for that litttle "rumor" and I hope he lives 1,000 years. Edit: I'm afraid I must request, NAY, DEMAND, a Longhorn Legends short on that incident during the last few months of the LHN. It REALLY needs to happen. That and something on Texags' documentary on Brandon Jones and Tarp/Looch straight up arguing and rage pouting with Malik Jefferson after his commitment ceremony 🤣
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    I'll say this for Landon Rink. His motor does NOT seem to stop. And that's about the only good thing I can say. A little bit like Poona Ford.... ...But with none of that talent.

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