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    I think one of the $9.95ers was saying something to the effect of "if Moore doesn't sign by Thursday [today], Texas will move on." So assuming that's accurate, he's still got a few hours to make up his mind
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    Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue
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    You mean our "average" Freshman All American, Second Team All American, co-Big XII DPOY, 3rd round pick former LB?
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    We need a "Vomit+1" to go with the "Rage+1" rep
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    Possibly. But as several others have pointed out, not all momentum is forward
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    The UF team that absolutely destroyed aggy is getting waxed by Oregon State
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    "Fix" can have a lot of different meanings. Personally, I would try to "fix" things by really loading up on 2 dozen kickers, punters, and long snappers. But yeah, you're right. Their only hope now is pulling a LOT of guys out of the portal - and I doubt they'll be able to pull enough quality to do much.
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    HOLY SHIT - "crypotonite." This is amazing
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    aggierogue: “Where is all the ‘Hill’s dad was given a job’ coming from? Hadn’t read that until tonight.” texags: *crickets* tejasag: IT’S TRUE BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE
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    I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years
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    "What do you notice about his commitment image?" For a second, I thought he was about to go off on some Q Anon rant
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    "We just had our worst season in modern program history." Today I learned that 2003, 2005 and 2008 aren't "modern." I guess if there's one thing they've always been good at, it's cherry picking random years that support whatever stupid shit they're trying to spew
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    The whole "THEY DUNN HIRED ANT HILL'S DAD!!1" thing is amazing to me. Not one of them (or anyone, really) ever said a single word about this until like 2 hours ago and now it's gospel truth. I'm gonna go out on a massive limb here and guess that we didn't hire his dad, BTW Edit: also, their "sickefying" DL? What? Is wheelz having a stroke?
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    "People think Texas has an edge because Texas has blasted it to every source they have Hill is theirs and he loves them. I've seen this story too many times." So, sort of like... Malcom Brown? Tim Cole? Sydir Mitchell? Holton Hill? Kris Boyd? Malik Jefferson? Jeff McCulloch? Alfred Collins? Vernon Broughton? Cedric Reed? Johntay Cook? Cedric Baxter? Hayden Connor? Troy Omeire? Jordan Whittington? Brandon Jones? Moro Ojomo? And those are just the "big" names I can remember off the top of my head. I, too, have "seen this story too many times." And that's all just in our past 13 years of wandering the desert
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    "We have one damn losing season in 25 years..." These guys would like a word with you, aggy...
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    Massive props (and rep) for the Adventures of Pete & Pete reference
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    Someone from our staff must have shown Cooper all the negative posts on Texags
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    HAHAHAHA aggy really is going to have to run a 7-1-3 defense next year. And that's assuming they don't lose any more DBs.
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    So that leaves them with, what - ONE scholarship linebacker? This is the funniest shit ever. They might wind up having to throw 8 figures at Hill
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    I just wanted to reiterate how much I love this offer. I see that some people are saying he has consistency issues with his hands but from watching his film, he clearly has the talent and makes some amazing grabs. That's something I definitely feel like coaching can fix. Then again, I also thought Barrett Matthews was going to be great so maybe don't listen to me.
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    I'm definitely holding out hope for a very public feud between those two. Ideally one that splits the lockerroom even more. And fortunately, it seems very, very plausible.
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    I absolutely cannot wait to see the effect that Owens and his dad have aggy's very stable, not at all volatile locker room. Grab your popcorn - this could be amazing.
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    Personally, I am absolutely ebullient about this offer. Kid looks like a potential future monster at TE to me.

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