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campcrunk

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  1. As hysterically awesome as that was, I feel like losing Weigman could be even better. Back then, they always had the option to get rid of their "underachieving" coach (you know. The one who historically overachieved for their program) and there was always a glimmer of hope in the future. If Weigman leaves, they're stuck with Jimbo for years and whatever remaining hope they may have would just be completely crushed. They'll be praying for a QB like Starkel or Hubenak. And it will only get worse from there because there is no bottom floor in Hell - especially not for aggy.
  2. Weigman leaving has to be too good to be true, doesn't it? I mean, there's just no way, right? aggy misery levels would reach an all time high and it would set that program back to before the Stone Age even more than Jimbo already has. We're talking like a pre-Australopithecus, non-tool using hominids level set back. I don't know how they would ever recover from that.
  3. Maybe it's all the Lagavulin I've been drinking tonight to take my mind off the fact that the weekend is now over but I feel like anyone who says they'd instantaneously and unconditionally shoot down the brunette who's second from right isn't being entirely truthful. Edit: there's definitely more than a few meat judging puns to be made here but I'm much too drunk to make any clever ones.
  4. Sark and the staff better forget whatever unpleasant history they may or may not have with Evan Stewart. Someone associated with UT needs be in his ear every fucking day. And if they want to reach out to Moose Muhammad as well, that wouldn't exactly break my heart either.
  5. Why did he hit "enter" after each line? Is this supposed to be a poem?
  6. I know we're all pissed. Can we maybe get some screenshots after aggy's even worse performance to cheer us up? Apologies for the gif's misspelling of "bogart." This was the best gif I could find of the pirate from the Venture Bros needing his fix
  7. I'm not quite as down on Ewers as some of y'all but I do think maybe staying in HS another year and redshirting would've been good for him. I know kids want to play immediately these days but even VY and Colt needed a RS year. Having Hutson out also seemed to be pretty substantial, especially in the run game. Also, it was almost cruel of Barron to run back that scoop and score to give us 3 minutes of false hope. Even if we all knew it was false. Anyway, despite the absolute shitshow on offense, I'm hopeful that the atmosphere and defensive performance at least gave the recruits something to think about. Hill especially.
  8. campcrunk

    Who is next?

    I vote we let the Manning family pick. They cannot possibly fuck it up worse that our AD and BMDs have over the past decade
  9. We certainly deserved to lose. But the refs were, as expected, absolute ass. Totally agree with everyone who says we should ditch this shit conference yesterday
  10. Hey OU...
  11. I wonder if Eric Gray regrets leaving Tennessee now
  12. West Virginia seems determined to make this as difficult for themselves as possible
  13. He's a beast. Remember when aggy said he was a scrub we only took to get Muhammad? I guess they forgot to... WATCH. THE. TAPE.
  14. Colorado's third and long defense makes ours look like the 86 Bears.
  15. Damn. This kid is quick and disruptive. Maybe my memory is off but his highlights actually remind me a little of what I recall Taylor Bible's looking like - hopefully with better dietary practices. https://www.hudl.com/video/3/12750232/6318cef2d2256e10644c24f4
  16. Honestly, I get the impression that he might have some Tom Herman type stuff going on mentally. Hiring idiot buddies to be yes-men. Blaming the failure of his brilliant offense and play calling on everyone but himself. If so, he's NEVER going to change and, even if they force him to hire an OC, he's going to obstruct and meddle with everything the new guys tries to do. It'll probably be a disaster I can't wait
  17. https://247sports.com/player/roderick-pierce-46115988/ https://www.hudl.com/video/3/12955923/6163b6140dbfd6089054f6d5
  18. This might just be the funniest post in this thread (despite some INCREDIBLY stiff competition). The implication that a school that funnels their athletes into chicken farming degrees is somehow on par with the academic requirements of somewhere like Stanford is just *chef's kiss* too perfectly aggy for words.
  19. "Horns are... a few plays away from 4-5." If aggy wants to play that game, we're also a few plays (including a missed safety and a QB injury) away from being 9-0. Dumb asses.
  20. Oh thank God. Now I can finally unclench my butthole. That was not fun to watch - but I'll take it
  21. Pathetic ass defense. Just pitiful
  22. This thread is going to be absolutely GLORIOUS for the rest of the weekend and next week. I can't wait
  23. Could the announcers maybe find a way to blow Jimbo and aggy just a little more in spite of this pathetic performance?
  24. Here's hoping that the members of the aggy team that weren't out with "the flu" also quit on the season
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