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campcrunk

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  1. Fuck Josh Eaton, Billy Bowman, Kobie McKinzie, Savion Byrd, DaShaun White, and every other Texas target that picked that shithole. Fuck Jay Valai and fuck that whole team. I hope they lose every game from now to eternity - as karma for hiring a rape enabling, absolute human landfill of an OC, if nothing else. But most of all: fuck Drake Stoops. Just because.
  2. I still can't get over the difference in WR blocking compared to last year - even without Washington putting in some solid work. Hats off to Brennan Marion. Between him and Choice, I think Sark made made the two best assistant hires in the country this offseason.
  3. It was truly amazing. RB no. 1 is getting you almost 10 yards a pop. RB no. 2 can barely get past the LOS. So of course BOB wants to give the ball to RB no. 2. Maybe he saw BOB do it about 12 times and decided it was played out.
  4. I might have missed it being pointed out early - but how fucking dumb was BOB to split Gibbs out wide and then hand off to McLellan with a chance to ice the game on Bama's last 3rd down? Just incredibly horrible decision making. You've gotta think he might not make it through the season for Saban
  5. The single most pathetic Bama performance under Saban, the worst Bama QB I can remember seeing, BOB doing everything in his power to hand aggy the game, plus aggy getting every break imaginable - and they still couldn't pull it off.
  6. Bama is absolutely determined to lose this shitshow
  7. Holy shit. BOB setting incredible new standards in offensive incompetence
  8. SITTING. NATIONAL. CHAMPIONSHIP. COACH.
  9. Man. That Milroe/BOB combo punch is really something else. It reminds me a little of the Greg Davis/Garrett Gilbert experience.
  10. Glad to see that Gibbs is back
  11. He's been complete ass too. Between him, Milroe, and the Brocks, I'm glad to see that at least some of the players Saban stole out of Texas aren't working out
  12. I think I owe Mike Yurcich an apology. This dude looks just awful tonight
  13. He definitely looks like he belongs at another position. I was thinking tight end but I don't know if he's big enough But no matter where he plays on offense, he'll have to get a shit ton better at holding onto the football
  14. Herman recruited Milroe - until Mike Yurcich decided to break off contact to look more closely at other targets. I was pretty pissed at the time but I definitely get it now
  15. I feel Bama would kill to have Card right now
  16. QB cripple fight. I actually think Milroe may have been worse so far with those two bad fumbles
  17. Milroe is just awful. This is as bad as I can remember seeing Bama look since Saban got there
  18. That comment might win the prize for "most aggyness." Their lack of self-awareness is, as always, beyond belief.
  19. Huh. I guess even a blind, brain damaged, inbred, mentally handicapped squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
  20. Wow. Rivals is absolutely determined to die on that hill no matter how dumb they look
  21. Fuck. If that simpleton is convinced we're a sure thing, I suddenly feel a lot worse about this weekend. Even if Luicci's IQ didn't match his shoe size, this would still make me nervous because, as we all know, the universe definitely despises him and wants him to lose that money.
  22. Hey everyone. Since the mighty aggy DL is the foundation of a future college football dynasty, I just wanted to ask how many sacks aggy had tonight? I mean, MSU threw the ball 45 times, so they must have had a bunch, right? Right?
  23. What are the odds that King gets the full Calzada treatment this week, resulting in John King and, by extension, a decent chunk of the East Texas coaching community, turning (further) against them?
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