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    All aboard the Mensa Express!
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    Interesting. But if Herman just had to go with a comfort hire, I think I'd still rather he just went after Akina. At least he has a résumé with more than one line on it.
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    Sooo... young Jason Washington? OK, I guess. I sincerely hope the people posting about him being our bag man are correct if that's the case.
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    So we're hiring Ash's version of Mehringer? Fucking wonderful...
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    Underappreciated post. Hopefully, Ash's defense is actually a little more primitive than Orlando's with fewer blitzes from all the way out in Lascaux.
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    Coming soon to the University of Texas... LBs: Toby Neinas TEs: Vince Okruch DTs: Corey Brown CBs: Cory Robinson And if Drayton bolts to the NFL, they're hiring Nunzio fucking Campanile to coach running backs. You'll take your Rutgers castoffs and like it, bitches, because Mensa said so.
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    Tariq Allen and Patrick Nkwopara do not appreciate your post, sir.
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    I am so beyond sold on Milroe as the future of the program. What a beast. He's going to do amazing things at TEXAS.
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    I mean, just look at his very solid assessment of Noel Devine.
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    Clouds - how do they even work, bro? And his law firm's Twitter profile is Moses (presumably) kneeling before the burning bush while weird cosmic characters rise up off of it. Just imagine being represented by this guy.
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    Just imagine being enough of a soulless insect person to monetize your own kid like that. I know we see it multiple times per year (especially in recruiting) but it still bothers me.
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    And if he played just about anywhere else, no one would know who the fuck he is. If he played here, we'd have been screaming for his backup for the better part of four years. Guaranteed.
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    "None of our guys were late to anything. I've never seen anything like it." Then you're a shitty head coach, Kirby. But mostly, I just don't fucking believe him. Anyone who was late to a bowl anything while Smart coached for Saban was almost certainly drawn and quartered as an example to the other players.
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    The NFL GM that takes Fromm in the first round (because it's GOING to happen) should be taken out back and shot. Dude is just so ordinary.
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    "nOt To TaKe AnYtHiNg AwAy FrOm TeXaS lAsT yEaR..." Get fucked, imbecile.
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    IMO, the most overrated player in CFB by quite a bit. He's just nothing special and if he didn't play at UGA, no one would know who he is (now that I've said this, watch him complete 15 in a row or something, of course). In any event, this Georgia team is just not that impressive. And neither is Baylor. There's always going to be a ton "what-ifs" about this season because Mensa waited at least year too long to make the obvious calls of ditching Orlando and Mehinger (among others).
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    I actually came here to post this. He looked really good last night.
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    "But can [so-and-so] scheme for Big XII offenses?" is the new "tHe SeC hAs So MuCh sPeEd!!!1" and/or "ThEy WeRe BeAt Up FrOm tHe SeC gRiNd!!!11" Most of the offenses in this conference aren't especially revolutionary these days. Outside of OU, almost none of them are even all that good. Just stop. Please.
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    I have a question for anyone that might know - did Utah show up to bowl events talking a bunch of shit and throwing the Horns down? It seems like almost every time I see Texas really slap someone around like they did tonight, some of that kind of stuff has gone down. ASU ("Rrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuudddy!"), Mizzou, and UGA. Just curious.
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    Watching our defensive line turned loose was also a thing of beauty. I really hope Alfred Collins was there and we're pitching the "Rhule is going to the NFL" angle every time one of our coaches speaks to him.
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    I mean, he's got a point - he called an awesome game tonight. Can he coach linebackers? Because, otherwise, I'm not sure there's a place for him since Ash does DBs too.

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