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campcrunk

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  1. Hey everyone. Since the mighty aggy DL is the foundation of a future college football dynasty, I just wanted to ask how many sacks aggy had tonight? I mean, MSU threw the ball 45 times, so they must have had a bunch, right? Right?
  2. What are the odds that King gets the full Calzada treatment this week, resulting in John King and, by extension, a decent chunk of the East Texas coaching community, turning (further) against them?
  3. I'm sure that Addazio and Durkin will react to this loss with a measured and rational response that will have all of their players 100% bought in and excited to play for their coaches. Seriously, aggy having a complete mutiny because Jimbo hired two of the worst human beings in CFB would be just too sweet for words
  4. Thank you to everyone doing the lord's work in this thread
  5. I just wanted to pop in to say: THAT WAS A FUCKING SAFETY
  6. SIDE SHOW MOTHERFUCKING BERT!
  7. Uh... holding much, refs?
  8. Gimpy Card channeling Case McCoy
  9. DEFENSE!
  10. That punt was Dickson-esque. Nice job, Trejo
  11. Someone needs to drive Bryce Young into the turf... no matter how late it is. That was some horse shit
  12. Going from Windsor to Tuscaloosa should make for an... interesting transition.
  13. It's almost as if all those high ranked DL picked aggy for a reason besides being in love with the program...
  14. Today I learned that a QB who completed 72.4% of his passes for 45 TDs and 3 interceptions as a high school sophomore has "accuracy issues." Amazing
  15. Highly underrated reference, IMO
  16. Awesome pickup!
  17. I can't imagine anyone's super interested after he assaulted his girlfriend. I wouldn't be surprised to see him pop up in juco at some point but I think his D1 career is probably over barring a miracle. Maybe OU or Baylor, are slimy enough to take a flier on him, I guess?
  18. I've been drinking for the last 5.5 hours and I can't even begin to approach those kinds of typos. I feel like he either has a truly horrific alcohol problem or he's regularly using krokodil. Or it could just be that amazing aggy education in action
  19. "...amazed that the Manning kid would commit to [UT] and play for the POS coach. He's got brothers and a father that should know better." If only Peyton, Eli, Archie, and Cooper Manning had the collective football knowledge of... Texags user dfleig?
  20. "Pay attention to who Saban went after. The same one Jimbo did." What about who Saban went after before Arch crossed Bama off of his list?
  21. My personal favorite was the guy who said "don't forget all the other 5 star QBs they got" and then listed a bunch of guy who weren't 5 stars followed by Quinn Ewers
  22. It's like they completely forgot how their own spring game went. We looked a shitload better than those dipshits - especially at QB. They've got memories like goldfish
  23. This seems vaguely topical right now
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