Everything posted by campcrunk
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Here's his Junior HUDL for anyone interested. I'm not a "WATCH TEH TAPPPEE!!" guy but, god damn, this dude moves like someone half his size: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/13698521/63414a12688ea715fcb9595f From my VERY amateur perspective, I don't think he's quite as talented as Banks, but there's absolutely ZERO shame in that and he still looks like an absolute monster. As someone else pointed out, continuing to get guys like this is how you become Bama/UGA. I am beyond stoked to get his commit
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
TEXAS!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Number 9 REALLY should've made a beeline for him and reduced his diminuative ass to tiny pile of roadkill. In ice hockey, the goalie is frequently fair play (SORT OF - it can depend) when he leaves the crease. Jackass, mercurial, hillbilly, dwarfen football coaches with man tits who run into the heart of a play should get the exact same treatment
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Week 4 Mega Meta Game Thread of Glory
Amazing how right after the announcers praise Klubnik’s performance, he throws a wounded duck into the turf three yards behind the intended receiver. It’s been said a lot but definitely agree that we’re seeing the decline of the Clemson “empire” in the post-NIL world.
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Auburn at aggy - 11am on ESPN
Auburn’s offense is such complete ass. I’d be amazed if they scored another 6 points in this one. Their unbelievably shitty OL and QB play are actually making aggy’s DL look decent
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SMU @ TCU - 11 AM FS1
Man, I wish we could’ve hung onto Wiley. He and Sanders would’ve made such a nasty 1-2 punch at TE. I like Helm and all but he’s not Wiley As always, fuck Tom Herman and the horse he road in on
- 2024 OL Daniel Cruz
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Hell yes. Kelly and LSU better hope their crooked ass state finds a way to divert some more highway and public works money to the football team's "NIL" fund. Everyone with half a brain cell (e.g., not LSU fans) knows that this one's not even close to over
- 2024 OL Daniel Cruz
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I mean, I guess I sort of get why they do that - but I still hate it. I honestly don't give a fuck about a player's NFL potential (unless he's making Texas look good). All I really want to know is "what can this guy do for my college team? What kind of impact will he have in CFB?" Plus, it seems like they're not even doing a great job at that
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
The rankings are even more ass than usual this year. There are WAY more "three stars" than ever with offers from Bama, Texas, LSU, tOSU, USC, UM, UF, etc. They really need to just scrap the current ones and start over from scratch. Look at Daniel Cruz, for example (yes, I know he's a low 4 star in the composite). Ryan Day and Jimbo would've given their middle nuts for a commitment from that kid. And there's DOZENS of other examples just like him with even more egregious rankings
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
aggy football: excepting Christ into your heart
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I was curious about Filsaime and why we don't seem to be recruiting him- and neither do aggy or OU - so I went and watched his HUDL. I am substantially less curious now. Absolutely nothing about his highlights jump out to me. What am I missing? Did he test super well or something? He doesn't seem especially fast or quick on tape but maybe he ran a FAT 10.2 or something and that's why the $9.95ers like him? But he looks like a Haynes King special to me with none of the regional powers seemingly pushing for him http://www.hudl.com/v/2J8k2n
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
For real. It looked like they were being coached by Roy Johnson from BS High. Definitely one of the funniest things I can remember in a CFB game
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
My bad. I sometimes forget that he wasn't a senior because of how amaizng he was. Fixed.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Highest passer efficiency in the country his junior year. And all anyone talked about was his running. But having him with Sweed, Selvin, Ramonce, Thomas, Pittman, and Jamaal was filthy. Even Myron Hardy, Nate Jones, and Peter Ullman stood up to make the occasional play. Hardy's catch in the 2005 title game in particular always stodd out to me. If Henry Melton would've decdided to lower his shoulder more to bowl people over and stopped trying to run like Reggie Bush, he could've been a really special RB (not that he wasn't a good DE eventually). And holy shit, the OL. So mean and nasty. That team was just so stacked
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Dominick McKinley HUDL for anyone who hasn't seen it yet: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/15175017/637aa82b2aa6660908a67108 The young man is freakishly fast and quick for his size. I've heard rumors on here that he doesn't really love football all that much and is just maybe too nice of a kid. That said, we had a similar deal with Malik and Okam (at least at first with Okam) and they turned out well for us. Based on the first play alone on McKinley's HUDL (the pick six), I'd give my middle nut to get him to Texas. May have to throw a few more bucks into the Texas One Fund after seeing that interception and return
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SEC mega screenshots
Was just coming here to the post this. A lot of similarities between LSU and aggy with the insane numbers suddenly becoming indisputable fact. I thought y'all were better than that, LSU. Not a lot better. But at least a little. Dropping to aggy levels is just sad for any program, even the corndogs
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
That's a spectacular idea. I already give like $100 a month but it would be just too perfect to do another $20/month in the name of a particularly obnoxious aggy in-law
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The whole "WE DONE STOMPIN THEM TU FOLK AT CROOTIN" narrative is especially hysterical when you consider that 8 of our 11 commits have aggy offers and 6 of their 18 commits have Texas offers. That's not a typo. SIX of their commits have Texas offers. 33% is apparently "beating the hell out of" 73%. Gotta love aggy math But sure. We're the irrational ones filled with cognitive dissonance. aggy logic and math at its absolute finest
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'm no daddy98 but Landon Rink looks like a high 3-star/low 4-star in the same way that Sam Acho, Joseph Ossai, Poona Ford, and Moro Ojomo were (and, yes, I know that Ossai was a solid 4-star by the end of the recruiting cycle but, IIRC, he spent a lot of it rated as a high 3/low 4-star recuit). My only concerns: 1) are what position Rink will play (e.g. will he be able to add the weight to play DT); and 2) whether he's more maxed out/developed than kids his age due to coaching and all the instruction I'm sure he's gotten from his dad. That kid's motor just does not seem to sto Edit: unless he goes to okie or aggy. Then he's bread and he fucking sucks ass. But as long as he picks Texas, he's an amazing get. That's just how it is. I don't make the rules
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2024 DL Melvin Hills
Is it me or does this kid look fast as fuck for his size? http://www.hudl.com/v/2JLLWq
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I would also pay to see this. It would be like tossing an armless crab into a tank with a hungry octopus
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