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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Double posting from the recruiting board, but I saw tonight that I think encapsulates aggy pretty well. My wife and I went to the Texas Stars game and, at one point, the camera for the Jumbotron focused on a father in a maroon shirt with his three little kids for about 20 seconds. This dipshit decided the best reaction to this would be to throw the horns the whole time he was on the screen and force his poor children to do the same. I guess to own all them fancy Austin sips? Imagine being that big of a tool and displaying, to the world, how proud of it you are. Just pathetic. I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up /CSB
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I guess it would depend (standard legal answer). I'd think there might be "unclean hands" defense to assert, maybe? On the other hand, if it's permissible under Florida law, that might not work even if it's not permitted under NCAA guidelines. But I'm not a contracts lawyer and, even if I was, I don't know anything about the contract itself or Florida law, so I have no idea
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Had an experience tonight that I think encapsulates aggy pretty well. My wife and I went to the Texas Stars game and, at one point, the camera for the Jumbotron focused on a father in a maroon shirt with his three little kids for about 20 seconds. This dipshit decided the best reaction to this would be to throw the horns the whole time he was on the screen and force his poor children to do the same. I guess to own all them fancy Austin sips? Imagine being that big of a tool and displaying, to the world, how proud of it you are. Just pathetic. I hope those poor kids make it to adulthood without being too fucked up /CSB
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2021 OT Hayden Conner
I'm such a huge fan of this kid. Obviously, he's not a Banks level athletic monster but he's pretty much everything else you could ever want from an athlete at the University of Texas. I'll be pulling for him no matter what he winds up doing
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Apparently, they actually promised him $13 million (I'm assuming over 4 years). And it looks like the booster who put that money up may have breached a contract by withdrawing it so I'd imagine there's a good chance that Rashada will file suit. What a completely massive fuck up by Florida. And other schools bitch about our boosters... https://theathletic.com/4087681/2023/01/13/jaden-rashada-florida-gators-football/ Edit: you also have to wonder what this does to the Lagway recruitment
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Beaten out for their top choice by a school that's half their size or less with not more than half their resources. What an absolutely perfect reminder of aggy's actual place in the CFB hierarchy
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2023 Safety Jalen Catalon (Transfer)
He was definitely interested in baseball and, IIRC, was a pretty well thought of prospect. I don't believe he played it at all at Arky though so I assume that's all over now
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2023 Safety Jalen Catalon (Transfer)
Amazing news. If he can just find a way to stay healthy, our secondary is going to be nasty
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Every single one of those guys is incredibly lucky to still have their head/face/arms/legs/scrotum still attached to their body. Why would you EVER agree to do that?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"UGA is one of the few SEC programs that I haven't developed a nice hate for." Probably because aggy's bitch asses have only played them once in the past decade. If Georgia saw more of aggy, I'm sure they'd mock the shit out of them like everyone else Edit: Dammit. @Doc Daneeka beat me to it
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's going to be a rough offseason without the constant flow of screenshots from Texags.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
My semi-literate-Twitter-idiot-squid language skills are limited - broken at best - but that's definitely what it looks like is being implied (Harrison, Jr. to USC). If so, wow. Riley's just making more and more friends wherever he goes
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Avon Old Farms, huh? Will we also be combing through Choate, Hyde, and Salisbury for talent? Didn't Bama recently get a kid from Loomis Chaffee?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Almost 6'4" and ran a 10.39 100 m dash. Sark should be all over this kid. Hopefully we're the ones who were (allegedly) in his ear about NIL money
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I'm very much good with that. He's definitely a really talented kid. Hope he makes the most of it because he could wind up being important for us next year
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2023 QB Arch Manning
I'm not holding my breath but if he can develop enough to be favorably compared to Andrew Beck, this take would be an absolute home run
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, either one is acceptable. Maybe I'm a softie for rooting for the outcome that leads to the least term health consequences (relying on pass protection from that OL? ouch) for a kid I really don't have anything against other than getting duped into committing to aggy. But, definitely, watching them turn on him will also be delicious.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm still holding out an impossible hope that someone like UGA, UTenn, or tOSU (Stroud has declared, right?) makes an offer Weigman can't refuse. I'm also disappointed in Bo Nix for coming back for what seems like his 8th year of eligibility because I think Oregon would have had one of the best shots to pull it off. Not going to happen but we can dream
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2023 WR Ryan Niblett
I think I remember reading that he ran an unofficial 4.29 forty recently? Im guessing it was hand-timed but still. It's always projection with these kids but if he can improve his catching consistency and master the route tree, watch the fuck out
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I remember that we went pretty hard after this kid but there were concerns about speed and athleticism. Eight catches for 34 yards doesn't inspire a ton of confidence but he was just a freshman. Could he maybe fill the need for a wide catch radius guy? Seems like a classic Herman-type receiver and I'm not sure we need any more of those
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I think we can all guess the words those posters actually wanted to use
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
He could definitely stand to be more physical. But he would he still be a huge addition. I hope we're tampering with him like hell Edit: more highlights. I'm sure it's wishcasting but I would love to see this kid in a proper shade of orange
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Stipid sip. Sitting. SEC. Wide receivers. Coach. Advantage aggy
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"You'll get it regardless." I absolutely believe him
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I feel like everyone wringing their hands over us not going after X, Y, or Z players in the portal should also remember that some of the biggest names didn't enter until late last year. For example, I think Jordan Addison didn't officially enter the portal until like May, right? I think even Caleb Williams waited until January (even though everyone had known for months). Neyor didn't commit until late January, IIRC. I'm sure there's some other important guys I'm forgetting who entered or decided late as well. So, although we may have missed on some guys that could theoretically help us (although, and I could be mistaken, I really don't recall seeing any "must get" guys yet), this isn't over by a long shot. There will be other guys, some of whom will probably be really, really good available down the road. Let's wait and see how bad aggy fucks up their OC hire while keeping Stewart on speed dial