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campcrunk

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  1. So fucking glad I decided to give away my tickets to this shit show.
  2. They should make one of the birds the chancellor. I'm sure they can teach it to throw money away on stupid shit almost as well as Sharp.
  3. This offense is a bigger abortion that some of the shit Watson used to put out there. And that's so fucking awful that it's almost an achievement.
  4. The whole piggy team except for Boyd is ass, my dude. And aggy really isn't much better.
  5. https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2011/11/30/texas-texas-am-is-over-please-shut-the-fuck-up-forever Just Google "paramilitary Thalidomide babies" in quotes.
  6. I know I'm supposed to compare him to Jake Smith, McCaffrey, or Jordan Shipley... but am I completely insane for thinking that he kind of reminds me of Ramonce? http://www.hudl.com/v/2Ap5rH
  7. "Hurr durr.... have fun playin shitty teams in yer 11 a.m. time slot in the BDF, stupid sips!" -aggy for the past 7 years. It also needs to be pointed out that all of the teams they talk shit about would absolutely DESTROY piggy. Every. Fucking. One.
  8. It's not unlike the messages that the Scientology brass issue when they have to slander someone who dared to question the cult. It's not meant for you, me, or anyone else capable of critical thought. Just the brainwashed cult members who will automatically swallow up whatever the leaders put out there. "It's automatically true because L. Ron Hubbard Ross Bjork said it." Except that Scientology is less weird than aggy.
  9. Glad he's going out of conference. He looks like the kind of guy Patterson would turn into a total monster at linebacker (or RB).
  10. There's a strange one in the Station And he says that next year is the time... Grab your nuts, grab your nuts, grab your nuts.
  11. Watching one of aggy's CBs trying to cover Tylan Wallace with help over the top from O'Neal would be absolutely magical. Wallace might go for 250 yards. Assuming O'Neal hasn't quit the team by then.
  12. Refs doing everything they could to avoid throwing the flag for delay of game.
  13. Did we shut off the air conditioning to the home locker room tonight? Edit: That was a CLEAR fucking cut block, btw. As usual, Big XII refs setting hitherto undreamt of standards of incompetence.
  14. Hasn't he been playing with a nagging injury? That would make the most sense to me. He's not even close to the same guy he was last year.
  15. Wow. Either Jimbo is the biggest puss in the world or he thinks even less of Mond than I thought. That punt was gutless.
  16. If there's two things Mack knows, they're recruiting and dragging his balls across aggy's face. If there's three things Mack knows, they're recruiting, dragging his balls across aggy's face, and handing out orange slices.
  17. Are we mainly looking at Bowman as a DB? I only ask because it's obvious the kid is an exceptional talent on both sides of the ball, but I feel like he could be more exceptional as a DB (a DB who returns punts, actually).
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