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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
"We have one damn losing season in 25 years..." These guys would like a word with you, aggy...
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Massive props (and rep) for the Adventures of Pete & Pete reference
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Someone from our staff must have shown Cooper all the negative posts on Texags
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
HAHAHAHA aggy really is going to have to run a 7-1-3 defense next year. And that's assuming they don't lose any more DBs.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
So that leaves them with, what - ONE scholarship linebacker? This is the funniest shit ever. They might wind up having to throw 8 figures at Hill
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I just wanted to reiterate how much I love this offer. I see that some people are saying he has consistency issues with his hands but from watching his film, he clearly has the talent and makes some amazing grabs. That's something I definitely feel like coaching can fix. Then again, I also thought Barrett Matthews was going to be great so maybe don't listen to me.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I'm definitely holding out hope for a very public feud between those two. Ideally one that splits the lockerroom even more. And fortunately, it seems very, very plausible.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I absolutely cannot wait to see the effect that Owens and his dad have aggy's very stable, not at all volatile locker room. Grab your popcorn - this could be amazing.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Personally, I am absolutely ebullient about this offer. Kid looks like a potential future monster at TE to me.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
The whole "they showin are cruits are messujj bored posts!!1" is just mind blowing to me. Some of them are close to figuring it out with the whole "our bitching about players really isn't anything that other fan bases don't do." But it's mind boggling to me that not a one of them has figured out that if we wanted to use taxaggy to negatively recruit them, all we'd need to do is show people the THOUSANDS OF INCREDIBLY RACIST POSTS on their politics board (as several others have said). Racism isn't merely tolerated on that shithole - it's encouraged. It's just astounding that, after decades of watching aggy, their stupidity and complete lack of self-awareness can still surprise me sometimes.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
From what I've heard, most UNC fans would be ecstatic too
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I have a hard time believing that anyone smart enough to get accepted by Stanford would ever consider going to the dumpster fire that is aggy football right now (and in perpetuity). Eeven with Shaw gone.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I now greatly regret Googling "Peyronies disease"
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Drake Maye. His dad was a QB for UNC and his older brother played basketball there. He's not going anywhere
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2022 ACC Championship - Clemson vs. North Carolina
This is an interesting matchup to me. You’ve sort of got Mack Brown Classic vs. Super Evangelical Cheating Mack Brown. Uiagalelei is total ass and I’m surprised Clemson hasn’t decided to roll with Klubnik
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
FIFY (though I agree - probably do not want)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I mean, you're probably right but I'm really glad the staff hasn't given up on that kid. He's going to be a beast
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
That was my thought as well. If I was Saban, I'd see if I could find a way to offer the kid like $2.5 million just so aggy has less to spend on keeping the rest of their class together. Then go HAM on tampering with some of those DLs.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
This is the exact opposite of what people who are way plugged in that some 16 year old from Rockwall were saying ("I think Denver Harris sticks around"). Just more aggy rationalization
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I think Weigman is probably a little bit better than Simpson. He's certainly proven more and who knows what he could be with a coach that doesn't emphasize that ridiculous jump pass (although if Saban doesn't can BOB, I'm not sure Bama would be much of an upgrade in that respect). And with Saban's ruthless desire to improve the team at all costs, I could see him recruiting over someone like that. It won't happen - just saying that it would be incredibly hilarious if it did
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I really, really hope someone like tOSU, Bama, or even USC is contacting Weigman via backchannels. That could wind up being the funniest aggy meltdown of all time. If they lose Weigman, they might as well just shut down the program until they can finally afford to buy out Jimbo's contract. So maybe until 2027 or 2028.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I really, really wish I lived in the parallel reality where Jimbo hired Fisher. That would have led to so much hilarity and would have destroyed their program even more than it already is.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Didn't Harris just say he was staying the other day? Or maybe it was just the texaggy guys saying they expected him to stick around. Either way- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I could be wrong but the fact that he keeps screaming this into the void any time someone puts a mic in front of him makes me think that absolutely nothing is finalized and he's doing his best to exert some kind of pressure? It certainly doesn't seem like the action of someone who's very secure in what he's saying - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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