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campcrunk

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  1. I'm really curious about what made Bost decide to post this. Is he offended that Jimbo wouldn't give him a chance? Maybe just hates Jimbo's guts? Maybe he's feeling shitty about missing the bowl game? You have to wonder how some of the players took this and how it was received in the locker room. In any case, I'm sure this poor kid will get absolutely crucified by aggy for putting this out there.
  2. LSU/Louisiana as Innsmouth from "Shadow Over Innsmouth." That makes a disturbing amount of sense, actually.
  3. Any chance that the Middleton kid can play OL/OT specifically?
  4. That is a LOT of dead weight. I knew that Edge, LB, and OT were beyond atrocious but seeing it listed out like that... Wow.
  5. Best 3-2 team in the country! Whoop!
  6. Nothing's more entertaining than listening to Herbstreit and Rece Davis talk about how they named their dogs.
  7. To summarize the most important portions of this thread: Baylor's about to get fucked.
  8. Sir, are you questioning the integrity and connectedness of the esteemed ctbruin from whatever-the-fuck-fans? How dare you!
  9. Jesus, the past couple pages were depressing. Completely killed my good mood after reading all the realignment threads. Someone said it best: aggy is going to be handing out cash left and right because they're fucking terrified. They were already doing it and it's only going to get even more egregious. The athletic department REALLY needs to get their shit together on NIL. Like, yesterday.
  10. That class has been around a while and it is awesome. I used to get super baked beforehand and it made things absolutely fascinating. Good times.
  11. It's kind of merciful, really. Full on aggy delusion is the only thing that keeps them from realizing that there's no bottom floor in hell.
  12. I LOVE that they're already imagining enemies in other schools that had little or nothing to do with anything. "Arkansas is out to get us! And Ole Miss is like the tu of Mississippi! There's a sip boogie man in every shadow!" Yeah, they're completely rational and not at all afraid. Watching aggy descend even further into QAnon-level paranoia than usual has been an absolute treat. Thank you, texfornia and LHF - you're doing God's work. .
  13. Quoting this because it's absolutely music to my ears. Couldn't happen to a better group.
  14. Wait. So BTKAg seriously thinks Mike Slive has a "legacy of cleaning up the cheating" in the SEC? Is this real life? Also, I'm assuming that "BTK" doesn't stand for what I thought of first when I saw it but, damn, that is an unfortunate username.
  15. "There are sip executives within these media empires (mostly progressive leftists)." One of my "favorite" things about texaggy is their complete inability to differentiate between full-blown communism/anarchism and anything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport or pledging your undying allegiance to QAnon. /nocloakroom
  16. Yes, if there's two words aggy has been projecting over the last week, those words are definitely "tough guy." Nothing looks harder than sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming until the grownups in the room laugh at you or simply tune you out.
  17. I have and you're not far off. Except that this is way funnier.
  18. This just might be the best single line of Hank Scorpio's posting "career." What an absolutely incredible mental image. I would pay to see a cartoon of this someday. Preferably one starring Evan Stewart, Devon Campbell, or Rueben Owens (for a seven figure payout, of course).
  19. I have to wonder what's going on on his head... "This is a BRILLIANT idea! There's no way this could possibly end in disaster for me like literally everything else in my life has. This time's going to be different!" I really hope he does this. The inevitable train wreck will be amazing.
  20. Even after watching the Herman shitshow in real time, it still blows my mind what absolutely atrocious developers he and nearly all of his staff were. I will always wonder how many potential NFL talents never made the cut because of Herman and his merry band of fuck ups. It's absolutely criminal - and in a just world, he would paying those kids out of his buyout.
  21. I mean, maybe not every brisket I've smoked is perfect - some are OK, some are pretty damn good - but I have never produced anything even close to as bad as that dried out lump of shit
  22. Nothing says "love and forgiveness" quite like publicly shaming teenagers who decided not to go to your favorite school.
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