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Gravy Train

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  1. ESPN charging everyone $4.95 on their cable bill while out here writing $9.95 hot takes.
  2. Bad news, bub. Ain't no H-E-Bs in Brownwood, Lubbock or Los Angeles. Dude would be completely lost and ain't coming. Brookshire's isn't close enough to matter.
  3. That's only on Shaggy... er, Surly. There are posters on other boards already brandishing Herman gone at this point next year, as the prospect of bailing your own ass out with new assistants rarely works out.
  4. ...to throw three picks and be substituted for Rattler's debut, to the amazement of everyone who didn't think nappy-headed leprechauns exist.
  5. Fuck you, Nick.
  6. Suck a rice dick, sooner. Neither OU nor Texas could start the RRR game this year before Defee's shithead crew issued an unsportsman warning to every player on both sides. This fuckstain conference just took a needle to the balloon of energy in its biggest rivalry game and jawing is part of what makes the rivalry great.
  7. At this point, I'm concerned Herman has become a known-entity among some coaching circles and a candidate either has to look beyond the negativity or already be in the ol' Ohio State/UH boys' club to come on for an interview. More glaring of a concern for OC than DC, but I'm skeptical Herman will hire someone he's never worked with or has no connections to.
  8. And puzzling since he was already on staff as an analyst. I get that Herman and Orlando were probably so thick-skinned that they ignored any advice being handed down but what gives anyone the impression this guy is going to turn things around while watching a half-season of the same rehashed mistakes torch the defense from the sidelines?
  9. They actually flagged OU for holds a couple times
  10. Remember when the BOMC thrived as well? Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
  11. John Parker Wilson, Jake Coker, Gerg McElroy, AJ McCarron and Jake Fromm on a dice set.
  12. Only if it translated to more bowl wins. I really dislike this conference, its officials, absolutely piss-poor management and joke of a marketing team so really, B12 hardware doesn't make a shit. Nobody outside the conference cares either.
  13. Gimp concession prize Big 12 hardware pretty much diminishes the value of the Conference Championship. Go take a long look at that Gaylord Focker Family Locker Trophy Room of all those conference trophies with little more than a participation XBox swag bag to show for their bowl appearance in those seasons. I'm just fine with that, because those OU fans who maintain the same levels of expectations and standards for their team are nearly as frustrated with their program as we are with Texas. That story hasn't changed for a long while, either.
  14. It's a B12 football game with Oklahoma in it. Nothing changes in this shit conference so why waste money in shithole Jerryworld?
  15. 'Crooting--does it even make a shit?
  16. Even worse, realizing the opportunities in front of Strong were established upon a 2008 Tebow-UF MNC against OUsux who never should have been there in the first place.
  17. It's more remarkable that you have to nearly go back to the Greg fucking Davis days to find an offense scheme that had some form of progression or cohesion from what's coached around the state at the HS level. Sure, it's a little gimmicky and I'm a fan of mixing in power-run but the Air Raid and Veer/Shoot schemes seemed far too easy to plug in with a roster of 3* in-state kids by assigning speed where it mattered most and mixing up the same basic plays they already knew from varsity days.
  18. There's plenty of room for retreads out there. I sometimes pinch myself when I'm reminded Kevin Steele is the DC at Auburn.
  19. Is that a good thing if Tom is still pulling the puppet strings? Who's on staff with an actual pair of balls?
  20. Tom is either ignoring any feedback that requires change or is only comfortable with a pack of "yes men" around him. Neither will accomplish shit for the offseason when he'll be forced to make staff changes.
  21. Dipshit Patterson, Korn-Ferry dipshits and moneywhip alum dipshits?
  22. The two three-and-outs didn't help but OU has also extended two drives that led to points by way of the officials
  23. Not quite, the agenda is still pumping OU. Baylor has been fucked by three calls in this game, two of which led to 14 points. Fowler even called them out on a too-generous 3rd down spot that wasn't reviewed and offered an extra two yards that was converted.
  24. Do you follow recruiting? It's easy for me to like this Baylor team-- Rhule and this roster have nothing to do with RapeU and Briles. The program went through an exodus and are still not deep, talent-wise. This product is from Rhule and Snow.
  25. It's probably a piggy-back tune that consists of a harness and electronic box that fools various sensor inputs to induce an artificially-inflated boost target. Boom, mo powah. BMS JB4 and Racechip are fairly popular on these platforms. Reality: You gotta remove the cowl and a few other bits to get to the harness where the piggyback installs and you really shouldn't show up for dealership service with the piggyback installed. While the knock sensors still work, the piggyback can't alter ignition timing to account for better or worse fuel.
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