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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Red Dawn when I got my high school letter jacket I said I was ready to go fight commies in the mountains. first movie I recall to entertain the topic of the U.S. being invaded.
  2. This was the hard hitting analysis I was looking for this morning.
  3. God bless Captain Vere!
  4. I like to think they would go begging to Washington St; Oregon St; and Texas St to join the PAC-whatever.
  5. Ahhh, aggy. You can’t spell “almost” without A&M
  6. We are family, bro!
  7. Maybe we could get that fuck to apologize to Iran in Farsi.
  8. Tailored football jerseys for everyone!
  9. I played Duality by Slipknot at my wedding reception.
  10. How else is she going to get out of the fuckin’ bath tub? Ain’t no Chain Fall in the bathroom.
  11. The goats were eating everything so they brought in small children to hang with recruits during photo shoots.
  12. …and no one in the stadium to see it.
  13. Take that, Purdue!!
  14. You can leave the U, but the U never leaves you.
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