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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Rockwell Torrey
    Sark did not release a depth chart. Did you not hear that?
  2. Rockwell Torrey
    Hits close to home. I had a Marlboro and a Fresca for breakfast this morning.
  3. Rockwell Torrey
    Unless you’re in the Middle East.
  4. Rockwell Torrey
    So you’re saying he has a chance?
  5. Rockwell Torrey
    Probably already mentioned, but after a couple years of many firsts, a “Brittany Griner for Viktor Bout Proposed Prisoner Swap” was not on my bingo card.
  6. Rockwell Torrey
    Easy, man! You can blame the dudes that drowned for the dead hookers in your trunk. You’re good.
  7. Rockwell Torrey
    That’s cute. ChiTown relaxes by going to auctions at Christie’s to be the high bidder for Jimmy Page’s guitar from Led Zeppelin’s 1975 performance at London’s Earls Court.
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    At least you can’t blame it on a one armed man.
  9. Rockwell Torrey
    Something other than sports.
  10. Rockwell Torrey
    Right on cue. https://asia.nikkei.com/Politics/Yakuza-leader-arrested-in-U.S.-for-drugs-for-missiles-plot
  11. Rockwell Torrey
    This. Some smart, insightful broken brained assholes in here.
  12. Rockwell Torrey
    Do not hire anyone Tony Soprano to help you.
  13. Rockwell Torrey
    You win the internet today.
  14. Rockwell Torrey
    Rome, the Mongols...meh. We seem to be doing ok.
  15. Rockwell Torrey
    I hear Art Briles is available to lead Russian men through that challenge.
  16. Rockwell Torrey
    I live in Japan. I would like to think the odds are in my favor.
  17. Rockwell Torrey
    I would not call it "an offer", but the Baylor Football Guide to Dating usually started with a terrible conversation.
  18. Rockwell Torrey
    If you start at 7:00a, it could be your funeral. A two for one special.
  19. Rockwell Torrey
    I hear Nick Cannon is pretty good at it as well.
  20. Rockwell Torrey
    A murderers' row of ineptitude and incompetence.
  21. Rockwell Torrey
    Has anyone ever seen Mac Engel and BWG in the same room?
  22. Rockwell Torrey
    For those that were in the Navy, the first NFL event when the Kansas City Chiefs play against the Washington Commanders…. That will be a Chiefs mess vs Wardroom event!!!!
  23. Rockwell Torrey
    This hits close to home. I grew up on Jupiter's second largest moon.
  24. Rockwell Torrey
    We’re Texas?
  25. Rockwell Torrey
    It was...then he spoke with his probation officer.

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