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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. WTF? This can't be real. This is like Auburn hiring Harvey Updyke as a groundskeeper.
  2. Take note folks. This is how you parlay football into a fully funded education. With the COVID eligibility rules, dude might get a PHD at his next school.
  3. Username checks out.
  4. Tuesday evening to be exact. Where you at?
  5. That guy was my position coach in college! I’ll hit him up and see what he says.
  6. Has anyone bothered to wake him up on his office couch to let him know?
  7. Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.
  8. I guess you get pretty good connectivity from that card board box you reside in on Pearl Street. You could probably afford a double wide in the Oklahoma panhandle with change placed in your cup today.
  9. Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?
  10. Would you change your mind if she tattooed "Spider2YBanana" on her right breast?
  11. That reads like a Norman Rockwell painting.
  12. Any guess on this insider’s source?
  13. That all depends on what type of “ring” we are talking about.
  14. I am not sure what you are implying about Utah, but I have dated a few LDS women so this hits close to home.
  15. Turns out Golding and Wiggins hid in the aircraft’s wheel well. It is believed they fell out somewhere in North Florida.
  16. Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.
  17. Any chance FCB asks him to be his sponsor?
  18. Is there another kind of Brian Davis question?
  19. Is it on www.Steve_Sarkisian_Texas_Football.com?
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