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  1. Rockwell Torrey
    At least in the case of Murray, we actually recruited the guy.
  2. Rockwell Torrey
    Why the charade? Most of college football knew this was his shtick. He could have saved himself the manufactured sideline and press conference drama he had to act out.
  3. Rockwell Torrey
    John "Roberto Duran" Burt will not play
  4. Rockwell Torrey
    Don't try to slow down men with pitch forks. They're on a mission.
  5. Rockwell Torrey
    Spell checker
  6. Rockwell Torrey
    Going out on a limb here, but I suspect A&M's 74 points didn't make Sling Blade very happy.
  7. Rockwell Torrey
    No Shirt No Shoes NO DICE!
  8. Rockwell Torrey
    Longhorn 94 and Tree Fiddy Avatars going back and forth like front/back pics of the same chick.
  9. Rockwell Torrey
    This can't be true.
  10. Rockwell Torrey
    Mack: Hey Tim, this is Mack.... Tim: Yes, absolutely yes. Mack: Well, Tim I didn't ask anyth... Tim: Coach, I just got in my car and I am driving to Chapel Hill
  11. Rockwell Torrey
    The Fleet! Those are bad ass.
  12. Rockwell Torrey
    The guy is brilliant. Faced with superior competition, he gave a number of schools a model to win. He singlehandedly changed the way service academies compete in modern college football and led USNA to our first victory over Notre Dame in 42 years. Sorry to see him go. I would not be surprised if he popped up somewhere else after a couple years.
  13. Rockwell Torrey
    What else is there to do at weddings.
  14. Rockwell Torrey
    Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.
  15. Rockwell Torrey
    I would blow up the entire storage facility, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
  16. Rockwell Torrey
    Maybe he'll try to hire Steve Spurrier as his OC.
  17. Rockwell Torrey
    FIFY
  18. Rockwell Torrey
    Brilliant.
  19. Rockwell Torrey
    Faulk fucked Candi too. Bryan didn't like it.
  20. Rockwell Torrey
    Cy Ranch was Westlake's only loss.
  21. Rockwell Torrey
    If OU and WVU played 7 on 7 would they have scored fewer points?
  22. Rockwell Torrey
    I thought he was not married.
  23. Rockwell Torrey
    We have to remove all hope from KU.
  24. Rockwell Torrey
    Fuck yeah!!
  25. Rockwell Torrey
    Watching updates through my phone in a bar in Hong Kong. Let’s kick their ass!

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