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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. They just started listening to Zack Smith’s college football podcast
  2. He is "fucking pissed" to be exact.
  3. If this is true, going back to the Darius White days we seem to have had more than our fair share of this type of behavior. Does this happen at other schools that often?
  4. We can blame his Mama for that.
  5. Did Herman ever visit your chain of Asian Massage Parlors?
  6. I imagine the next missionary will be better prepared as he comes ashore. In addition to his backpack of bibles, he'll mount an M240 on the front of his canoe and carry an M-4 in a 3-point sling.
  7. At least in the case of Murray, we actually recruited the guy.
  8. Why the charade? Most of college football knew this was his shtick. He could have saved himself the manufactured sideline and press conference drama he had to act out.
  9. John "Roberto Duran" Burt will not play
  10. Don't try to slow down men with pitch forks. They're on a mission.
  11. Spell checker
  12. Going out on a limb here, but I suspect A&M's 74 points didn't make Sling Blade very happy.
  13. No Shirt No Shoes NO DICE!
  14. Longhorn 94 and Tree Fiddy Avatars going back and forth like front/back pics of the same chick.
  15. Mack: Hey Tim, this is Mack.... Tim: Yes, absolutely yes. Mack: Well, Tim I didn't ask anyth... Tim: Coach, I just got in my car and I am driving to Chapel Hill
  16. The Fleet! Those are bad ass.
  17. The guy is brilliant. Faced with superior competition, he gave a number of schools a model to win. He singlehandedly changed the way service academies compete in modern college football and led USNA to our first victory over Notre Dame in 42 years. Sorry to see him go. I would not be surprised if he popped up somewhere else after a couple years.
  18. What else is there to do at weddings.
  19. Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.
  20. I would blow up the entire storage facility, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
  21. Maybe he'll try to hire Steve Spurrier as his OC.
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