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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. I would blow up the entire storage facility, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
  2. Maybe he'll try to hire Steve Spurrier as his OC.
  3. Faulk fucked Candi too. Bryan didn't like it.
  4. Cy Ranch was Westlake's only loss.
  5. If OU and WVU played 7 on 7 would they have scored fewer points?
  6. I thought he was not married.
  7. We have to remove all hope from KU.
  8. Watching updates through my phone in a bar in Hong Kong. Let’s kick their ass!
  9. He should change his twitter handle to “I hate condoms”
  10. It depends on how the mob feels at the end of the season.
  11. From a seedy area of Hong Kong: TEXAS!!
  12. A 'Top Headline" on ESPN: UT's Hager reprimanded for saying OU 'sucks'
  13. Amazing game
  14. Saints' Punter. Best job in the world.
  15. Pics?
  16. This. Last week we make Jett Duffey look like Michael Vick; this week he looks like Joan Jett. Any given week in this conference.
  17. Do you even LHN, bro?
  18. Pretty amazing. Only Jordan never wore a Laker's uniform.
  19. I don't know what is real anymore, but it is a reasonable and educated guess that Zach Smith listens to Aldo Nova at "11" after his morning eight ball.
  20. I thought for certain it was Zach Zmith. He probably did this last night in Columbus.
  21. The great thing about being a pessimist and the bad thing happens, you live it twice. Once when you worry about it, and the second time when it happens. Twice the misery!
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