Rockwell Torrey
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2018 Texas HS Football
Fun game to watch.
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Which Coach Do You Fire?
Casey Horny
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
They just started listening to Zack Smith’s college football podcast
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2 Former Horns Make Pro Bowl Roster
UDFAU
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
He is "fucking pissed" to be exact.
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Toneil Carter is transferring
If this is true, going back to the Darius White days we seem to have had more than our fair share of this type of behavior. Does this happen at other schools that often?
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2018 R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl: Appalachian State vs. MTSU
This is a fun game to watch.
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Players Skipping Bowl Games Thread
We can blame his Mama for that.
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2018 Texas HS Football
Did Herman ever visit your chain of Asian Massage Parlors?
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American missionary shot full of arrows on remote island
I imagine the next missionary will be better prepared as he comes ashore. In addition to his backpack of bibles, he'll mount an M240 on the front of his canoe and carry an M-4 in a 3-point sling.
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2018 Heisman Trophy Race
At least in the case of Murray, we actually recruited the guy.
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Ryan Day replaces Urban Meyer at Ohio State
Why the charade? Most of college football knew this was his shtick. He could have saved himself the manufactured sideline and press conference drama he had to act out.
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Who won’t play in the Sugar Bowl?
John "Roberto Duran" Burt will not play
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To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
Don't try to slow down men with pitch forks. They're on a mission.
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2018 Surly chrismas wish list
Spell checker
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CFB coaching carousel
Going out on a limb here, but I suspect A&M's 74 points didn't make Sling Blade very happy.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
No Shirt No Shoes NO DICE!
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2018 Texas HS Football
Longhorn 94 and Tree Fiddy Avatars going back and forth like front/back pics of the same chick.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
This can't be true.
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CFB coaching carousel
Mack: Hey Tim, this is Mack.... Tim: Yes, absolutely yes. Mack: Well, Tim I didn't ask anyth... Tim: Coach, I just got in my car and I am driving to Chapel Hill
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Let's rate the Alliance of American Football League jerseys
The Fleet! Those are bad ass.
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Georgia Tech head coach Paul Johnson is retiring
The guy is brilliant. Faced with superior competition, he gave a number of schools a model to win. He singlehandedly changed the way service academies compete in modern college football and led USNA to our first victory over Notre Dame in 42 years. Sorry to see him go. I would not be surprised if he popped up somewhere else after a couple years.
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Need a Good Wedding Photographer?
What else is there to do at weddings.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Mack, it would have been less passive-aggressive if you just said "Sally told him anywhere, but that shithole they call Austin." I probably read more into his crap than I should, but even comments like that to McMurphy seem backhanded.
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This is why you keep your mouth shut if you find $7.5M in cash
I would blow up the entire storage facility, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.