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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Dude, he and Johnny are passed out, face down on the floor in the Bryan Motel 6. There may or may not be a dead hooker laying in the bed. Did you expect an update this morning?
  2. The Atlantic Coast Conference runs through the Bay Area and Dallas.
  3. “Interstellar peace through superior punting…” That shit was funny.
  4. We’re building the FCB-Kurt Bowels Memorial Press Box.
  5. If you like filler and silicone, the Westlake home games are impressive.
  6. Football, basketball, and baseball coaches are single. Bunch of divorced middle aged gold diggers have suddenly renewed their interest in UT sports.
  7. Crowdstrike apology is an envelope full of these:
  8. They ain’t exactly pretty, they ain’t exactly small, 42 39 56…I guess they got it all.
  9. We have lost some recruits this way…and won some this way.
  10. Never thought I would see the day when we are competing with Johnson & Wales for a football recruit.
  11. Let’s hope John Wayne’s estate does not learn about this.
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