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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. That is impressive.
  2. Is he on Surly?
  3. And he is the best floor manager this factory has ever seen!
  4. Dude, he and Johnny are passed out, face down on the floor in the Bryan Motel 6. There may or may not be a dead hooker laying in the bed. Did you expect an update this morning?
  5. The Atlantic Coast Conference runs through the Bay Area and Dallas.
  6. Well, it is the media so….
  7. Quoted for truth!
  8. “Interstellar peace through superior punting…” That shit was funny.
  9. The Tesla Lone Star Showdown!
  10. We’re building the FCB-Kurt Bowels Memorial Press Box.
  11. If you like filler and silicone, the Westlake home games are impressive.
  12. Football, basketball, and baseball coaches are single. Bunch of divorced middle aged gold diggers have suddenly renewed their interest in UT sports.
  13. Crowdstrike apology is an envelope full of these:
  14. They ain’t exactly pretty, they ain’t exactly small, 42 39 56…I guess they got it all.
  15. Yep! She should never have had a ship named after her.
  16. Now do we name a U.S. Navy ship after him?
  17. We have lost some recruits this way…and won some this way.
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