Woodrow Call

You really don't think anyone is leaving with this, do you?

Go Croatia Vols!

Men have fought wars for women that look like her.

When they lose.

Sure. And Croatia is still my dark horse choice. But an English-French final has hundreds of years of historical buildup that cannot be ignored.

England-France final sounds pretty good.

Goal baby!

Well, look at it this way. Some Brazilian women will need comforting tonight.

Maybe. At least #2.

Yep. Best I've seen.

Lots of chances and creativity by the Brazilians. Maybe they can come back but down two to Belgium is a tall drink.

This shit is over.

What a shot

Almost got run over by a car.

It takes, on average, 9 shots to produce one goal.

Trump reminds me of a guy on a three day drunk. He starts out with a Friday party, boisterous, loud and obnoxious, continually making inappropriate comments and making people feel uncomfortable. Tells big lies to impress people. Then he drives home stone faced drunk and endangers everyone around him. By Saturday, he's bloated and red faced but starts drinking again and heads to the country club without a shower. The only members that will play golf with him are the ones in similar shape. But this is part of his game. Surround yourself with enablers and people as gross as you are so the bubble isn't pierced with the cutting knife of reality. Over the 18 holes, he continues to drink and tells tall tales about all the women that hit on him during the party last night. In reality, the number is zero, but in his vodka soaked brain, he left the party with Miss America. He's rude to the workers at the club, despite bragging about his wealth, he doesn't tip. There's nothing in his pocket but a couple of crumpled ones and his club dues are in arrears. By Sunday, he stinks and has pissed himself. The dog hasn't been fed in two days and the house reeks of vomit and shit. He stumbles around looking for an old bottle, but it's all gone, just like his family, his friends and business associates. He's decrepit and broken, but still sees himself as riding high and as the guy that's the life of the party. Eventually, the sheriff will knock on the door and deliver a summons or an eviction notice. He's hopeless, because he'll never admit he has a problem. Everyone else has the problem. Everyone else wishes he'd just go away.

Croatia usually plays a 4-2-3-1 with two wide midfielders essentially functioning as wingers. It makes for much more exciting soccer, especially since their midfielders are so strong.

Lovely long pass by Croatia that created a nice run. That's what German football used to look like.

Russian players literally live to fight another day.

Stabbed in the back! lol

What a save.

Most Germans agree.