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Scholz

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Everything posted by Scholz

  1. Personally I chuckle any time they use Chris Simms as a pejorative. He absolutely torched them over his career. And you can absolutely smell their fear of Arch.
  2. We haven’t won anything. Except the Big XII title last year (which none of them seem aware of), the Peach Bowl playoff game this year. Sure we didn’t win the national title the past 2 years or the SEC in year 1, but had 2 great years. Oh and we owned both them and blowu this season. 😁
  3. Of course those losers don’t know how the postseason works.
  4. Yep. And now it’s fact over there.
  5. Our lost players are always irreplaceable (despite being overrated all season). Their replacements are always a step up. And their returning starters always improve. It’s been this way since time immemorial. Clickety clack.
  6. …and then I told Sydney Sweeney “No I will NOT have sex with you!”
  7. Thank God this game isn’t at The Shoe. At night.
  8. Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
  9. Because they’re good and we’re bad. If there isn’t proof, reasons must be created.
  10. Seeing as how we’ve scored 3 total combined points in the past 6 3rd quarters, I would submit we need to stop listening to Barry Manilow records at halftime. Or getting nuru massages. Or taking quaaludes. Or whatever the fuck we’re doing.
  11. What a gaggle of leaking pussies 😂
  12. I’m guessing that sixfoot poster is really 5’9”
  13. I thought Dillingham was classy.
  14. Sugar Bowl is 3:00 tomorrow afternoon
  15. Not one of those dishonest crybabies even entertain the idea that the hit on Bond during their INT could’ve been targeting as well. Nope, CFB is ruined, it’s all rigged and corrupt and we own all the refs besides being the more penalized team every game and none of our opponents ever hold ever. And Joe T is a sip homer wut? Just delirious and detached from reality. I’m glad our wins hurt them. Go cry a little, fucking idiot losers.
  16. We were the more penalized team and ASU wasn’t called for holding all day. STFU, bitchass whiners.
  17. There’s no scenario where they won’t have unrealistic expectations every offseason.
  18. The people who sat on the Joe Mixon tape for a couple years?
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