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Uncle Nate

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  1. Is it just me, or did Bevo have some insight here. He recoils when Beard walks up...like maybe he's skeered Beard's gonna strangle him? Never underestimate the natural instincts of animals.
  2. Probably more likely the Levelland Middle School PE teacher/7th grade basketball coach.
  3. Billy Clyde makes Sark look like a teetotaler.
  4. My sincere apologies to CDC. I honestly didn't think he had it in him to do it.
  5. You are what you eat/cook. As such, I'm a giant hybrid cow/hog.
  6. Maybe so, but when I go to Chicago, I just can't bring myself to eating Mexican food.
  7. So the five point palm exploding heart technique is actually Commotio Cortis? The more you know...
  8. And the award for biggest douchebag of 2023 goes to…Leonardo Pagnatti, Jr. Of course the original tweet has since been deleted:
  9. I didn’t think I could hate that douchebag more than I already did. Well he proved me wrong.
  10. This. Only reason not to be rushing him to the hospital is he’s fine or dead. I can’t imagine he’s “fine” if he’s not breathing on his own. Hope I’m terribly wrong on this.
  11. Regardless, that is a whollotta homely and ugly all in a row.
  12. Ugh my eyes. I didn’t realize Pennsylvania girls were so awfully homely. Scratch that- they were downright ugly.
  13. I would love to see some USC fan meltdown. Anyone know a good usc message board for me to go watch the carnage?
  14. Glorious. Fuck USC.
  15. That should be a TD. But then again it should have been targeting two plays ago and it wasn’t so who knows what these jackwagons will call.
  16. I laughed. Too soon?
  17. Why? I love the bowls. It’s one of the last things still unique to college football.
  18. Just stop. Never go full aggy.
  19. He reminds me of the receiver in Necessary Roughness. Maybe he should start chanting “the ball is my friend, the ball is my friend”.
  20. No it isn’t. Ground can’t cause a fumble.
  21. More like typical Lane Kiffin being a whiney douchebag and trying to deflect from his team having three targeting fouls (should have been four) and getting their asses handed to them.
  22. Kirby Hocutt has a flat learning curve. SMFH
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