Uncle Nate

Nearly all of them are better contributors than Rutgers and Vanderbilt. I would also suggest some of them are better than Illinois, Indiana, Purdue, Maryland, Mississippi State, etc.

Tech changing titles of key football personnel to titles more like what you find in the nfl and mlb:

This made me laugh

I can’t keep up.

I didn't think that was possible, so I checked your work. Color me shocked...had no idea. But even more surprising to me was the fact you've only played three times total, the first time in 2011. I just assumed you all would've had played them more than that in all those year previous. EDIT: Nevermind. I think the UT Athletics website wasn't including anything pre-2000 in their online record.

For those old enough like me to remember, when it comes to the malt liquor, Billy Dee Williams even had the white folk buying the Colt 45's because no one was smoother than Billy Dee:

I’m gonna go with satire instead.

Welp. Truth is out. It was us Red Raiders all along. Pulling the strings like Don Corleone:

Oh contraire…that would be fucking hilarious.

What is it with ASU? First their idiot President, and then their idiot AD goes and says this after the Big12 just saved their ass.

That is a guy who owns a flip phone.

As a Big 12 fan, my priority is NC State, Duke, Louisville, and then either VA Tech or Pitt.

Wait for it…

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You really don’t get it, do you?

For Tech, I would want it to be Oklahoma State. Makes so much sense. We accuse them of stealing our traditions. We've had some incredible matchups over the years, and at one point it would been the two of us with UT and OU to the Pac12. I am so upset this year that we aren't playing them. My sincere hope is we meet in the Big12 Championship game.

Seriously? He was content with the Apple deal? Holy shit...this guy is in charge of a P5 university with that mindset? How is this even possible?

Truer words...

It's also some of their beat reporters, who often will reflect/project the prevailing attitude of not just alumni, fans, and locals, but very well often the administrators. I listen to some of the guests come on 365 and other shows who are the Locked-On Utes, or 247 Utah person, or someone else in a similar role, and they all exude this arrogant attitude that Utah is simply better than anyone in the Big 12 except for Texas. I forgot which show I was listening to on the drive home yesterday but I heard a Utah media guy just keep saying how Utah would prefer Pac 10 because it's more in alignment with their academics, they like the destinations better, that if Utah did go to the Big 12 they would be instantly the top brand both academically and athletically, etc. And they are speaking of the attitudes of the administration, not just the fans. This isn't just messageboard and twitter fodder. This is what their mouthpieces are saying on national and youtube sports talk shows.

I disagree completely with that premise. This year alone: Tech vs. Oregon (with a return trip next year) Baylor vs. Utah WVU vs. Penn St. and Pitt TCU vs. Colorado Okie St. vs. Ariz St. ISU vs. Iowa Kansas vs. Illinois

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