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TreatyOak

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  1. Thanks for bringing to the everyone's attention. To be clear, it is absolutely 100% illegal to post negative things about Aggy.
  2. Our Chaps will have their hands full as #9 ranked Atascocita comes rolling into town. They just beat up Katy pretty bad. It's another great early season test with Steele up next week.
  3. You're a lawyer? We need your help ASAP to fight our charges in Brazos County for writing negative stuff about Aggies on TexAgs and Surly Horns, which is 100% illegal. Please respond to these questions ASAP: Did you post negative things about Aggies on Surly Horns, which is 100% illegal? That could create a conflict of interest. Are you currently in touch with @immamac? We think he is hiding in Venezuela. Do you currently work closely with any Aggies at your firm? Are there any Aggies in your immediate family? Choose an answer from the list below: I don't like Texas A&M because... 1. ...Johnny Manziel slept with my sister 2. ...Aggies perpetuate a mind-numbingly stupid cult that is embarrassing to people from the state of Texas 3. ...Aggies remind me that half of our country is really, really stupid Thanks for your time and cooperation.
  4. Dude, literally everyone in the country is talking non-stop about how Aggy has the season's best loss. They even mentioned it in the debate last night.
  5. Shout-out for hating square-toe boots. Can we add ropers to the list, as well?
  6. I'm not convinced the Cowboys problems are entirely coaching. Dak made horrendous decisions on the field when it mattered most; in the playoff game vs the Packers last year. I get market pricing, but I just think it's strange to pay someone the most money in the league who doesn't seem to be on the same level as the Super Bowl winning QBs.
  7. All great points. However, didn't KC win the Super Bowl w Mahomes before he was locked in with an insane contract? Coaching absolutely matters most, but having a transformative QB, helps. Dallas has neither. I would argue that a smarter GM would find a way to have his QB take a lower salary to provide for more better players, and a smarter QB would understand that winning a Super Bowl would increase his value and brand. If anything, if Dak has another horrible playoff game, (and based on what what we've seen, he will), his contract will be held against him by the fans.
  8. https://www.jbsindustries.com/blog/10-reasons-why-car-washes-fail-and-how-to-avoid-them/
  9. Truth. Many a pundit have pointed out that an inflated QB salary actually prohibits you from winning the SB.
  10. Let's review the highest paid QB's. Nary a Super Bowl winner amongst them. Dak Prescott $60M Trevor Lawrence $55M Joe Burrow $55M Jordan Love $55M Tua Tagovailoa $53.1M Jared Goff $53M Justin Herbert $52.5M Lamar Jackson $52M Jalen Hurts $52M Kyler Murray $46.1M
  11. I propose the following for Sark's new contract: A $75M contract buyout guaranteed 25% of his deal, or about $19.25 million, to be due in a lump sum within 60 days of effective termination Another roughly $7 million within 120 days of effective termination. This starts his annual clock through the rest of the deal, which lasts through ’31. There are no offsets in the deal if he takes another job. A national championship trophy with an open date of 20__ __ engraved into it
  12. I only saw one injury to one linemen in first half (Had to leave at halftime). I was impressed with their lineman size overall. They also have a nice-sized WR whose nice block sprung their long gainer. QB is small and honestly, pretty limited. As stated earlier, they have a terrific back who broke for a 75-yard TD. Dude is big and fast. However, they lacked size and speed on defense which will be a challenge for them against the best South Texas teams this coming season.
  13. Fake news!!! Okay, that makes sense and is probably right. I did enjoy reading the comments from the angry Michigan posters on Twitter who are unaware of this.
  14. The hits just keep coming. Michigan alumni are furious that Texas grads paid to have flags were displayed on their campus.
  15. Sorry if already posted, but this is hilarious:
  16. No shame in getting postered by Bo Jackson. Dude was a freak amongst freaks.
  17. So awesome that you shared this. Been laughing about this since the 80s.
  18. Reminder that we are going to auction off one of my Quinn Ewers-signed footballs to raise money for Burnt Ends. We will wait til the end of the season to see if its value increases. Thnx.
  19. I’ll summarize the New York Times article for you: Ewers had a great game vs Michigan but Arch Manning ultimately has more upside. They mentioned that Manning throws a harder pass, which is a clear sign of having more upside. They wrote that Manning should have played the entire fourth quarter and is probably really mad right now. They shared an Upside Ratio chart which surprisingly had Trey Owens above both Manning and Ewers and Cole Lourd at the top.
  20. Haiku from mgoblog.com Michigan fans before the game and one from after the game. They're actually pretty funny. ENJOY: Texas barbecue Is better than their football Let's eat Texas beef Bigger in Texas? The tiny dick energy. All hat, no cattle. The leaves will fall soon Burnt orange flailing in the wind Like the Texas lines Lousy barbecue. Fuck the Graduate Hotel. And fuck Greg Abbott. What Comes from Texas Listen to Sargeant Hartman Only Steers and Queers Ugly burnt jerseys Last big win with dinosaurs That is real UT In big Texas plains… Five star players everywhere ! Still can’t win their league I arrive postgame Thus, I know how it went down And it was not good
  21. Okay, here are some fun posts from different Michigan posters from The Michigan Insider Fan game thread. ENJOY! Go blue! Many Texas fans think this is going to be an easy win for Texas, no respect for Michigan Posted on 4 hrs, , User Since 224 months ago, User Post Count: 158 Why even kick a field goal? Come on coach play to win. That was James Franklinesque This stuff with Orgi is just stupid.... Everyone knows what is going to happen... Just dumb Have to get to Ewers or this is going to be a blowout, so sad Ewers with great pocket awareness. When we took the field in the Rose Boel and I saw our first few plays vs Bama, I knew we matchup with them. That is not the case today Defense is gonna quit soon. Texas is Michiganing Michigan I have to agree. Sarkisian is running laps around him Don't worry, Michigan will wake up in the 4th quarter. 45-6 will be the final score. I still can't stand the alcoholic coach and the redneck Matthew McConaughey.
  22. He's right. Manning has more upside than Ewers. It's obvious to anyone who knows the game. But Texas is not properly utilizing Upside. Manning Upside > Ewers Upside Trey Owens Upside > Arch Manning Cole Lourd Upside > Trey Owens Now do you see?
  23. Randomness: John John once played in our Ultimate Frisbee pickup game in Central Park on the Great Lawn. His girlfriend at the time, Darryl Hannah, watched from the sidelines. A weird man came up and wouldn’t leave her alone, demanding to take her picture. The guys playing in the game came over and told the man to leave, or they would beat the living crap out of him. He left.
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