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nnm

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  1. I'm in that demographic, and I'm on my second retirement gig.
  2. He didn't go there to play school. Edit: @TOR beat me to it.
  3. Bill O'Brien is pale, pasty, and fat, waiting for Pedo State's call . . . .
  4. Nothing weird about those bacon snacks. Most of these are just sweet+savory combos, which are awesome. The only really weird ones are popcorn+ketchup; cereal+orange juice; pickles on pizza; ramen noodles+peanut butter; pancakes+hot sauce; and coke+chocolate milk.
  5. Haven’t we all?
  6. Wordle 1,628 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1412 (03.12.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 15 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🧠🗿🛡️👫 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1409 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1085 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth There were multiple correct answers to the purple group. That killed me and then I just didn’t care anymore and guessed randomly to get it over with. Connections Puzzle #906 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨
  7. She was a sorority girl from highland park. Not sure if that adds anything to the story.
  8. I think the better question is whether a non-LDS person would take the job. I don't think any such person should take the job. It's impossible to understate the degree to which the LDS dominates culture, business, entertainment, everything in SLC/Provo, and it's turned up to 11 at BYU, and then that is turned up to 1,000,001 in the football program. It would be really hard, if not impossible, for a non-LDS person to have the credibility he needed to corral NIL $ in Utah, develop the relationships with business leaders needed to sustain a program, and basically just to be respected. And to several posters' points above, I know a lot of LDS plus-size folks. Utah in general is healthier than some other parts of the country, largely due to its outdoor activities and the larger percentage of outdoor recreational athletes, but that's not an LDS thing. They're just as much victims of our obscene American diet and lifestyle as the rest of us. (I'm not LDS, btw. Not even close. But I do know a number of them).
  9. One of my roommates in college said that he once ate chili-cheese Fritos with Pepsi and realized it tasted exactly like his girlfriend.
  10. Wow. That's a big deal. And I know nothing about him, but he'll be much better than Temu JFF.
  11. My bad. @MirrOlure also figured that out. I am an idoit.
  12. Insert "did it though?" gif here. Shart thread is that way-->
  13. nnm replied to C-Man's topic in Football
  14. Struggle bus Tuesday. Wordle 1,627 5/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1411 (02.12.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 14 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1408 3️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1084 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #905 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟦
  15. nnm replied to Jade's topic in Lulz
  16. Well, to hear some of them tell it, SMU's death penalty was due to them getting too uppity and stealing recruits from UT, leading to the BOMC and others turning in SMU for its cheating. So that's two programs UT's killed.
  17. They're 11-1 in the SECX3. Any team with that record is getting an at-large bid. It doesn't matter that they're TAMU, that they feasted on the bottom half of the conference, or that they needed significant help from the stripes to get that record.
  18. And no one mentioned her Eugene Levy caterpillar eyebrows
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