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In tonight’s edition of taking the windog out to pee, she was down sniffing around the yard somewhere and I was taking my nightly pee off the deck. I saw something rustling over by the fire pit. Was able to finish my business, get the dog inside, grab the 12-gauge, load it, and still get the armadillo. Satisfying end to the evening.

Well, I'm Gen X, and I am defiantly not middle aged. That has to be my elders, the boomers. I don't care if it's true or not.

Please don't CR this thread.

You just described the entire baby boomer generation.

You're forgetting a third option: Credit to @Vertigo

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I think they’re talking about the smell of KKL’s cream pie, or something.

You’re just gonna gloss over #2 being topless?

The only thing he was calling was extra gravy on his fourth chicken fried steak at the Dixie Chicken.

You may be onto something. Maybe CW is a baseball history nut, and thought if Dock Ellis could pitch a no-hitter on acid, then CW could beat the Domers in the same way . . . https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/06/12/dock-ellis-acid-no-hitter-pittsburgh-pirates-anniversary

Upthread is my horrific experience with a prostate infection, including the nurse jamming a catheter through the prostate that was so infected it had cut off the urinary tract. It was like a red-hot piece of barbed wire pushed through my pee hole. I was already on morphine and I screamed like a little girl. Agreed, don’t mess around.

That's EXACTLY why I had to go back and re-watch, looking carefully at the Elko shots, so I could capture the video and make a gif. I remember thinking at the time "look at that vacant stare, gaping mouth, mouth-breathing coach. THAT is what they decided would take them to the next level? Really?!?" In real time it was striking to me. It took me a while this morning to scroll through and find that shot, but I'm glad I did.

Caption: 1)”I have no idea what I’m doing!” 2)”I made a huge mistake!” 3)”I don’t get paid enough for this!” 4) [your contribution]

Chat GPT has it covered. **An Open Letter to the Texas A&M Community** *From a Grateful Appalachian State Mountaineer Fan* To the Students, Staff, and Fans of Texas A&M University, I hope this letter finds you well, and I want to take a moment to express my heartfelt appreciation for the remarkable hospitality I experienced during my visit to College Station for the Appalachian State-Texas A&M football game on September 10, 2022. As a fan of Appalachian State, I was filled with excitement and anticipation as I made the trip to College Station, knowing that our Mountaineers were about to face off against a storied and respected program like Texas A&M. To be honest, I knew it was going to be a tough matchup for our team, but regardless of the outcome, I was excited for the experience of visiting such a legendary football environment. What I didn't fully anticipate, however, was the level of warmth, generosity, and class that the Aggie faithful would show us throughout the entire weekend. From the moment I stepped onto your campus, I was struck by the kindness extended by everyone I met—whether it was students helping us find our way around, fellow fans sharing stories and laughs, or even a simple “Howdy” from a stranger. It was clear that Texas A&M's tradition of respect, sportsmanship, and hospitality runs deep. When we made our way into Kyle Field, the atmosphere was electric. I have been to many college football games, but there is something truly special about the Aggie experience. The way you honor your traditions—like the 12th Man, the Aggie War Hymn, and the spirit of your student body—was nothing short of inspiring. It was a privilege to witness the unity and pride that fills every corner of your stadium. Of course, as the game unfolded, I was thrilled by how well our Mountaineers played, but even as the underdog Appalachian State took down the No. 6 team in the nation, the Texas A&M fans remained gracious and respectful. It is a testament to your character that, even in defeat, so many of you congratulated us, wished us well, and continued to show nothing but class. That kind of sportsmanship is what makes college football such a special sport and why fans like me cherish these experiences for a lifetime. In closing, I just want to say thank you. Thank you to the entire Texas A&M community for your kindness, hospitality, and for making my time in College Station a weekend I will never forget. While the scoreboard may have reflected a Mountaineer victory that day, I left with a deep admiration and respect for Texas A&M, its fans, and everything your university stands for. I look forward to seeing Texas A&M continue to succeed in the years to come, and I hope we cross paths again on the gridiron soon. And when that day comes, I will do my best to extend the same hospitality to the Aggie faithful that I experienced in College Station. With heartfelt gratitude and respect, **A Proud Appalachian State Fan** Edit: Microsoft Co-pilot doesn't write Aggie nearly as well as Chat GPT: GPT must be using TexAgs as its source for the fan fiction.

That is bleak, bleak, bleak. There appears to be no hope for TAMU. And I'm here for it.

So TAMU cold fusion will actually succeed sometime in the future. Alrightythen.

Last year's news. Idiot kept him in his house in far west Houston, off Memorial, by the energy corridor. There was some drama around the apprehension of the "owner," who was actually a suspect in a murder. The tiger incident caused the police to look more closely at idiot, and he ended up being convicted and sentenced to 18 years. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/05/10/victor-cuevas-man-who-fled-west-houston-neighborhood-with-tiger-in-2021-sentenced-in-murder-conviction/ Sad ending to the story, looks like the tiger died of cancer. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/you-will-always-be-in-our-hearts-india-the-tiger-dies-at-texas-ranch/ar-AA1la7mG

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Well, it’s not as criminal as something like posting a link to a Texags thread and making fun of the posts there. Now THAT is highly illegal.