I understand her reasoning. The pump lotion bottles wont get a good third of the lotion in the bottom of the bottle.
A better solution is to cut the bottle off at the mid point when the pump stops working. She can then get that lotion out with her hand. Just cover it with Saran Wrap.
That’s what I do with the Trader Joe’s lotion we use. Because those bottles are clear, you can see how much you’d be throwing away when the pump stops working. 1 minute with a pocket knife solves the problem.
The same Aggie that engineered Christmas light circuits engineered this damn plug for my outdoor lights timer. I need the second outlet for heat tape for a hose bib, but no—damn engineer decided it would be a good idea to do this stupid flat plug that blocks the second outlet. I do have some of those stupid mini-extensions that I can plug in, but they’re being utilized elsewhere with Christmas lights.
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A little over your budget, but Bidet King is running Christmas specials and the Bio Bidet 2000 is $200 off and I think you get another 15% right now. This is the best bang for your backside, IMHO.
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Costco also has an online-only deal on a Toto that looks like a great deal:
https://www.costco.com/p/-/toto-washlet-kc2-electronic-bidet-seat-with-softclose-lid/4000410656?langId=-1