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Gene Parmesan

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  1. Mahomes isn't even close to an elite athlete by football standards. He has an elite arm, but that obviously means nothing on the soccer field. The current USMNT roster already has better athletes than Mahomes. I don't know dick about the hockey players they have listed.
  2. Your town doesn’t do firework shows using smokeless fireworks? I guess this is one of those moments where I realize just how bad the other 99% have it.
  3. He wants to get rid of the child size soda at Paunch Burger.
  4. B and C go on the back of your TV. A goes on your wall into the studs. Make sure you calibrate your stud finder by holding it up to your chest. If you hear the beep, it's calibrated.
  5. I finished The English last night. I'd recommend but it kind of takes a left turn on you in episode 3 or 4, but it's still very good.
  6. I'm the same way when I go to my parents house with them and my sister. Keep it clean and put it in as you go. I don't know why we can't come up with something better than wrapping paper. Nobody has ever wanted to wrap gifts. Just put it in a decorative bag.
  7. I don't understand how or why that would ever be a rule in the first place? Greg McElroy was on the ticket in Dallas discussing it. It's was apparently a no-no for ball carriers to wear sleeves in his day because it makes ball security more difficult. There may be some merit to that but I'd guess it's negligible.
  8. Then how do you explain our rich history of great coaches?
  9. How did it become known that it was a P1 that snitched?
  10. My take is a fireplace in Texas or probably pretty much anywhere is for aesthetics than performance. That and men love playing with fire. Turn up the thermostat to get warm, start a fire to get your pyro jollies off.
  11. Obviously a hold on the Titans why else wouldn’t Kelce rip the defenders helmet off?
  12. They get B/C list celebrities. Everyone guesses an A list celebrity. After every guess they pan to the audience and everyone is like To summarize women can be really fucking stupid.
  13. I don't mind if parents want to go to other areas of town to trick or treat, but for god's sake park your car and get out and walk. Don't follow your kids down the street driving at 1 mph.
  14. You’ll never be able to have sex with a hot chick in a top hat again.
  15. I don't know how the timing works out, but I'd guess landing Ewers early on probably had Weigman looking elsewhere also. They were both originally in the same class. Not that Herman couldn't fuck it up on his own.
  16. Reply all got a lot of heavy action at my company during the shutdown. Everyone was trying to make sure that you knew they were online and in front of a computer. Getting 5 thank yous and another 5 your welcomes in an exchange that you shouldn't even be part of to begin with was fun.
  17. They don't want star players hurt. Star players drive ratings and ratings is what generates money.
  18. Cradick wound up being dead.
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