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Gene Parmesan

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  1. I always thought it was unstable that the age of consent varies so much by state, and that 16 is the number most states settled on.
  2. Maybe schedule yourself for an EKG pretty soon.
  3. I was wondering why all these guys had erectile disfunction so young.
  4. This is pretty much the gist. Vaughn has been pretty damn productive so far. Hard to deny that, but his size is going to limit him at the next level.
  5. Hey, give Rudia credit for sacraficing his body on that rocket. That guy's got a family to think about.
  6. My biggest gripe was casting a dude in a roll clearly meant for a chick.
  7. The Lincoln Lawyer is solid. Not award winning but entertaining.
  8. That's Ian Boyd? Dear lord he's simultaneously fat and frail.
  9. He'll be gone as a graduate transfer next season, but I doubt he acts like a bitch and just quits in the mean time, so he'll at least be available as backup.
  10. Exactly nothing but Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.
  11. The OC of a the next national champion. So Bill O’Brian because we all know it’s the OC who is responsible for success.
  12. Well, I thought it was a very lovely story, and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.
  13. Followill and some scrub. This may be the first time I pray to be busy at work on a Friday (assuming they are back tomorrow)
  14. For a basketball equivalency. If you got a turnover in basketball, your guards streak past defenders towards the goal giving the stealer multiple opportunities for an easy score. You can pass to any of them regardless of where the defense is. If basketball had offsides, off the same turnover either the stealer would have to take it to the bucket solo, or wait until the defense gets reset in front of his teamates before he's able to pass to them. In basketball that would seriously hamper scoring as it does in soccer, but like I said that's the way they like it. Obviously Americans (myself included) want to see more scoring.
  15. Basketball does. Look at fast breaks for easy buckets, but that is part of that game. Those would be offsides in soccer. Soccer rules aren't applicable for easy goals, but that's the way they want it.
  16. The rule stops people from lurking near the goal. A player can't be behind the last defensive man once the ball is passed to them. Without it a player could stand by the goal and just wait for a longball to be played for a scoring opportunity. There would be more easy goals since everyone can kick pretty accurately long distances. I would guess it was implemented to make it scoring more skillful rather than easy. I too would be fine if it was gone, but soccer isn't hurting for my viewership.
  17. It's sad that we all gloss Sark's actual head coaching record to tout his coordinator ability under Saban and Carroll. We will look back on this and have a good cry.
  18. It's quite possible that Ewers sucks too, and if that's the case, Sark's tenure will be short, and we will be handing over another bare cupboard to the next guy.
  19. We're not doctors, gentlemen. The NCAA has testing programs for this. Let's let them worry about it. Besides, it's not that hard to put on 35 pounds in a summer, if you really hit the gym.
  20. Leg is probably being amputated as I type.
  21. Maybe you should stick to boiling them.
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