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Gene Parmesan

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Everything posted by Gene Parmesan

  1. I'll finish it but yeah. It's just segues into all these made up backstories for everyone, and half of every episode seems to be either his nazi fantasy or the movie characters he inspired. I guess because it happened in the 50s there aren't tons of interviews and such to draw material from.
  2. The flop side is Sark would have won if the other coach didn’t make good decisions?
  3. Is cuck short for cuckold? If so, that’s an unfaithful wife. Which having another man’s baby certainly would qualify.
  4. By that logic all RBs in the nation are top tier because they all have the ability to surpass their ranking.
  5. No. Do you consider the 10th rb drafted the same tier as the first
  6. Got it. I’d still argue 9th best RB recruit isn’t top tier.
  7. So Simon is a top tier RB now? Is that based on his Sam Houston performance because apparently if that's the measuring stick we had a top tier QB playing against FL and that didn't help much.
  8. It's pretty simple. Look at the money made from his great writing vs the money made from his shit writing. He knows where to spend his time.
  9. He’ll need to ask his wife for permission to carry a pair of balls first.
  10. We were working on the paperwork to claim a share of the 2024 national championship because Arch didn’t start
  11. Yeah leaving it up to your weakest ability on offense is a hard decision to pass up. Either that or have your kicker throw a fade route. Those are your only options
  12. This is all an elaborate ruse to get me to watch garbage. Not falling for it guys.
  13. Black Rabbit is solid, but it's really everyone making the worst possible choice in every decision. I'm really not rooting for anyone to live.
  14. Dry skin and smelling good is a hell of a lot better than healthy skin and onion crotch.
  15. To me it’s half of season of content stretched out over 8 episodes. I’m out if season 2 is 18 months out.
  16. How great of a guy can he be if he’s on Surly.
  17. I just texted my buddies and none of them have even heard of the Cowboys. Take that Jerry.
  18. Don’t throw away those tickets to New York just yet
  19. Brady specifically.
  20. The answer is no and it has nothing to do with Sark. The answer is no regardless of who our coach is
  21. I didn’t realize he had a such a productive final year. I only watched a few games his first year there and was not impressed. SMU was awful towards the end of Jones tenure.
  22. He wasn't really that impressive in a spread at SMU either, but he did salvage his career enough to get drafted.
  23. I can’t make it out of my house
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