Everything posted by nunna yo bizness
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Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State
Well shit. FPI says we won't win. Might as well not even bother playing. Just forfeit.
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Jake Smith
Ding, ding, ding. We have a
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Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State
Also, the gif is too short and the dresses too long.
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Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State
This is such a ridiculous take. How's that going to happen when their punter won't ever even see the field?
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Texas opens as a 7 point underdog @ Iowa State
Nice, but I don't see any slutty redheads making suggestive gestures around their mouth.
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
That's being generous.
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To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
Why? Go back and read the thread title.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
That was the right call to overturn as further explained by JBJ. The only thing that would have been better than OU losing from a correctly overturned call would have been seeing OU lose on an incorrectly overturned call. Fuck OU.
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To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
General George A. Custer still has unshakable faith in the Little Big Horn battle plan.. Can’t make changes out of panic. “Eventually what's going to end up happening is the 7th Cavalry is going to overcome and win soundly.”
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Just curious. I've never seen a monkey fucking a football. Is that a bad thing, or is it a thing of passion and beauty through which we can see the greater meaning of football?
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Literally. One arm. That should be sufficient to shred our defense. Hell, I wouldn't even rule out an armless QB.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Username definitely checks out
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Welp, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Guess I better get started.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Getting a head start on your gameday drinking I see.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Fuck the excuses. Injuries alone don't explain having one of the worst defenses in all of P5 football. You don't play defense as badly as we have without a complete breakdown in every defensive facet. That's coaching and scheme.
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Bob Stoops To Florida State?
Yeah. I'm not "a" candidate. I'm "the" candidate.
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11.4.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon
I've come to the conclusion that "aligned" for Herman has nothing to do with football or performance. It's about who will fawn all over him, stroke his mensa ego, and be yes men. He didn't hire top quality assistants because there aren't any that lack the self respect to be "aligned" with him.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
So basically same as it ever was.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
Is he a senior yet? Senior citizen.
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Earl Campbell Thinks the Texas Longhorns Need a Black QB To Win
What I choose to think transpired. Question from AAS: What is it going to take for Texas to win? Earl's answer: Until the University of Texas realizes how incompetent these coaches are it would take a QB like Vince Young, and nothing against Ehlinger, you've got to have a Vince Young type QB. All these schools that are winnig, even in the pros, have a QB like Vince. When guys are not open, something can still happen. AAS spin on Earl's answer: Until the University of Texas realizes you have to have a black quarterback, and nothing against Ehlinger, you got to have a talented, black quarterback. All these schools that are winning, even in the pros, have black quarterbacks. When guys are not open, something can still happen.
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Earl Campbell Thinks the Texas Longhorns Need a Black QB To Win
Would rep this 1000 times if I could.
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Earl Campbell Thinks the Texas Longhorns Need a Black QB To Win
Since it was stated to the AAS I choose to think it was Kurt Bowels or one of the other cunts up there that pulled him into this line of discussion and took things out of context.
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Texas opens as a 5 favorite v Kansas State
More like the absence of coaching during their recovery means they've regressed less than the coached players.
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Florida State fires Willie Taggart
But Texas will wring their hands about firing a shitty coordinator midseason after 2 1/2 years.
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Florida State fires Willie Taggart
FSUs performance on the field the last 2 years was a bad look for FSU.