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Kwix

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  1. My wife likes to have phone conversations with me in the same room where I can hear both sides of the conversation because of her insane phone volume. Then she'll come back an hour later and tell me about the call, going through everything that was said word for word.
  2. Hmmm, I need a pallet jack to move this heavy shit. I'm sure its less than the elevator capacity.
  3. Don't they work both ways, or do these contracts typically have different amounts for coach leaving for a new gig vs school firing for coach sucking.
  4. Kwix

    49-0

    Skip ahead to 1:45 for the game.
  5. Easily my favorite announcement image with the KAWS dolls.
  6. In totally unrelated news, Iran continues to deliver 80 missiles to Russia every few weeks.
  7. Ask your wife "how many oirs it has been since you gave him are money?"
  8. Feel like Xavier is losing his touch. Got beat to the punch on this one.
  9. Set up a recurring appointment every morning for the first 30 minutes of your day.
  10. Technically, California to Mexico could be a pretty short trip.
  11. Mad at you for not bringing more?
  12. Not gonna lie... You need to fuck off with this take. There will be peace when Russia gets its army the hell out of Ukraine.
  13. That's a pro move right there!
  14. Kwix

    Patrick Mahomes

    Now do Vince Young
  15. It's not that things annoy me more as I get older. It's that I care less about pissing off others when I give my opinion as I get older.
  16. That's a kiss of death if I've ever seen one.
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