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Are dumb shits who play video poker half drunk on a Thursday night allowed to post in this thread? IMG_2676.pdf

You ain't lying. And my favorite part about the 80's/90's ones are when the commentators are like "Wow wow I think that guy's dead" and then they both start laughing

I tried long enough to find the right thread to put this in but I gave up. Were any of you old mfer's here to see this hit in person? https://youtu.be/OTwZU4XK-p8?t=180

What in the fuck is going on here

I laughed my ass off when I saw this on the Chargers schedule release video. Ruthless and I love it.

Thanks man. The older I get, the more I realize that caring about others is way more important than sports. It's cliche, but just finding a way to make someone's day better has a bigger impact than maybe we realize at the time.

A lot of you hate Ohio State and that’s fair and well deserved due to those who choose to represent us poorly. But this was kind of cool

Will do. The bloody mary had Texas Pete, worcestershire, jalapeños, cayenne, paprika, S/P, and olives. I didn't have any horseradish on hand or it would have made the cut otherwise.

My humble submission. I apologize that it's not on a paper plate. We got snowed in, so I found some White Castle burgers in the freezer and threw some bacon and eggs on them. I cooked the buns in the bacon grease. They paired very well with a spicy bloody mary.

Yikes

That was my edit in bold, pimphand didn't say that. I don't really know how this site works. Either way the point remains.

Ohio State will likely lose to Bama, and that's okay. That being said, fuck Dabo Swinney, that arrogant motherfucking piece of shit.

Who would've seen this coming? Yikes.

Because they lost to Illinois.

Not even close

Ohio State - 51 Indiana - 10 The struggle is real

We have some on our land, but the weather didn't cooperate enough this year. A local store was selling them for $60 per pound, and people were happily paying that. (And yes I know how insane that sounds.)

Bregman is awesome and really fun to watch. Signed, (Still Sad) Cleveland Fan

My suggestion is to play 3x/4x/5x odds on your pass line & come bets. If the table is hot you'll have the time of your life. If not, you'll lose whatever you were okay with buying in. Anyone who just wants to play for free drinks can go sit at a penny slot machine for Christ's sakes

Yes, pretty damn close. Just another reminder that there are no winners in a Jack Daniels chugging contest.

Hey gents, glad to see this thread made its way over here. It inspired me to register, actually. 14 of us took a party bus from central Ohio to Belterra (Southern Indiana, 50 miles SW of Cincinnati on the Ohio River). 3 people were too drunk to gamble once we got there, which kind of defeated the purpose. The tables were up and down but provided 2 notable highlights: 1. During one of my rolls, my brother-in-law bought in at the other end of the table and put $25 on each of the hard ways (I didn't know this at the time). Once the point was established, I threw 5 hard ways in a row. The guy next to him was on them, too, so they were both going nuts. The only thing that would have made it better for my BIL is if the dealers would have let him press his hard 6 up to $50 when he asked, but they said the dice were already out. They hadn't announced that the dice were out, and they definitely weren't in my hand, but whatever. My next roll was a hard 6, of course. 2. My wife was the shooter, and my father-in-law put them both on a $25 C/E on the come out. She hit it. He put them on it 2 more times and she rolled it 2 more times. Nice little payout to start a roll. The next morning she wanted to gamble more before we left while I nursed my hangover. When I found her at the table, she asked me to cash in $1400 in chips from the $600 she started with. Not too shabby. Which reminds me, has anyone started a "Wives and the Not So Stupid Shit They Say/Do" thread yet?