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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. Well that at least explains the stupid outfits his wife dresses him in
  2. Why do the football gods hate us? Free time out for them
  3. Of course we give up third down conversions. They get points here and we are done. Sark gonna sark
  4. The original 4loko. With a bleach chaser
  5. Nothing but monkey business.
  6. And now holding on the return. Wonderful
  7. We are so fucking stupid
  8. The one trying to play defense. Good bush is the kind like South Austin's mom has
  9. Oh God. A bush sighting. And not the good kind
  10. Get this MF'er a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
  11. Gotta throw it in bounds mullet
  12. Helm is having a horrible game. Dipshit
  13. Fucking awesome. Like a monkey fucking a football
  14. Piss poor effort #85. Pathetic
  15. To be fair, after the week SWA has had, sark can't exactly dress like a 70's flight attendant any longer.
  16. Twice?
  17. SWA employees right about now.
  18. ERCOT: wait, so the power actually comes back on after 10 minutes?
  19. The yard aquarium is a nice touch. Really adds some class to the yard
  20. Made the mistake of stopping for gas at the convenience store across from the stadium once. So this hits close to home.
  21. December 83 was my first deer hunt. 10 years old and we went out near McGregor. Never saw a deer. Got home and I walked across the swimming pool. Ice was about a foot thick.
  22. My guess is Kendra Scott was spiking his vodka with mercury.
  23. Lol. Of course
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