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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. New motto? Also, Bell county now has a case. Because of course we do.
  2. This here. And also, if Hamzad has all that money, why is he still living like it's the stone ages?
  3. So South Austin's mom was there?
  4. Damn. Just 10.2 MPH faster and you would have seen some serious shit.
  5. Did Fitlump make the team?
  6. This is crazy. Who's next? The Prime Rib of Propecia?
  7. Finished it last night. Was really pleasantly surprised with this show. But damn JD Pardo can't act for shit. Only other thing I've seen him in was Mayans MC and I bailed on that pretty quick.
  8. Or at least a marmot in the bathtub
  9. Chokelahoma indeed
  10. And a third! Fuck ou
  11. I would imagine the competition is pretty stiff
  12. Putt around and find out?
  13. Perhaps surly just has you pegged as having a less subtle sense of humor.
  14. Harvey Weinstein has intent access in prison?
  15. On the bright side you're asking the surl how long you were out instead of asking Bill Cosby. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.
  16. Not only did the Vols lose, but they lost to a team with some gay ass shit on their uniforms you normally only see on grandmas tablecloth.
  17. The P&G bean counters are worried this shortage may bleed them dry.
  18. PPV event on Christmas. Call it the Christmas poo.
  19. If he marries Carrot Top instead of a 20-something waitress, he's still gonna need an Elvis impersonator.
  20. Too soon Signed, The guy who's handle on the old sites was Fuck Greg Davis
  21. Yep. Weaksauce. Fuck these race officials
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