DeweyCox

You just now figuring that out?

1,234 pounds? He can play the whole OL simultaneously. Talk about a spread offense...

I thought you nailed it.

Dang, y’all are bringing back some great memories. One of my favorites not yet listed is Wendy Colonna. Beautiful, sultry voice, a huge heart and her storytelling captivated me.

Whoa, let’s try starting with just a doobie.

a strange sentence.

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other. Not sure why you would, but you can.

I’ll give you bout tree fiddy if you use these in a write up this week: Nobody puts Baby in a corner. You look so good in love. Take on me. Take me on. I’ll be gone in a day or two. What’s new pussycat?

It’s against it. According to Roy Munson.

No helmet

Can you imagine the delays of game penalties if she were center?

Big time record producer. AC/DC, Def Leppard, Huey Lewis and the News, The Cars, Muse. Was married to Shania Twain. He was the voice saying “Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen” on intro to Rock of Ages by Def Leppard.

I’m not usually one to nitpick punctuation, spelling and whatnot, but I believe it’s cods...not kods.

He told me you were going to say that.

I’m just gonna come right out and say it. You seem a little cookoo.

I’ve had a long history of kidney stones. I’ve passed many and several made me feel like I was dying. Only one caused so much pain that I seriously lost my mind until I passed the stone...then everything went right back to normal. I think my brain just couldn’t handle the overload and was desperate for any immediate solution. I seriously considered putting my .40 to my head and ending the agony. The suicidal thoughts were powerfully urgent but I did consider my belief in God and certain scripture came to mind. I considered my family and how awfully painful that end would be for them. I certainly felt it was a moral decision. I doubt that this story means anything to anyone other than me. But, for me, it remains a reference point for perspective. Again, the urge to end it was real, however out of the blue it came or how quickly it was squashed. The fact that there are people who have suffered so much more for so much longer...we’ll, it breaks my heart. Especially when they feel without hope or reason to persevere. How do so many get to that point? How do so many miss the signs or fail to successfully intervene? What about all the cognitive dissonance? I’m going to bed. Y’all fix this mess.

Ask FutureMan. He’s nails on this stuff... And, if he ever gives you lottery numbers...you bet the farm. Unless you’re a farmer, of course.

That is, indeed, my assumption.

And a terribly stinky pecker

Oh, hi Mark. I’m Hurley McGillicuddy.

These politics threads are full of a bunch of codependent pussies. I’m going back to the football boards.

What if the other team averages 3.1 yards/carry? Or block a PAT? Or, all kinds of other stuff? edit: I think I missed the sarcasm. Carry on.

Lit. Not tonight. Whoop (just creepy weird). As if. Pretty much all of Tim Brewster’s tweets.

I’m Ron Burgundy?