DeweyCox

Wow! Can’t wait to watch this team.

Yeah, I can see the similarities. Boy, was that guy fun to watch!

Just don’t make it look easy…

I do...and he happens to be my favorite poster.

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Yeah! Where did you get your clothes from, the toilet store?

Ain’t nobody got time fadat

Good work!

Cornbread

I was working on the build of a high school in Keller back around ‘98 when I had the most awful, shitty experience. Tons of illegals working on this job...so the # of workers reported was far less than the number actually working on-site. This led to there being only two porta-shitters brought in to be split between about 300 working men. Mostly Hispanic. With one roach-coach slapping out REAL Mexican food, all day long. You know what I’m talking about. In 100°+ heat. So, I get me some menudo and a couple street tacos and, inevitably, have to make a run to the shitter. There’s a line. Seemed like I waited for days but was probably just a minute or two. It did give me opportunity to work in some major butt-flex exercise, at least. Finally, the indicator on the door slides from red to green. It’s my turn. Thank you Jesus! Help me take three steps, half-turn and drop trou before my butthole gives out. I get in that stanky sumbitch and there ain’t no turd paper, shit is plum to the bottom of the seat. It barely even has a hint of that blue liquid deodorizer left working. At this point, all the diarrhea, semi-solid deuces and the occasional floating log have turned what once looked a lot like Bora Bora into what now resembled a goats ass in College Station. I was gonna have to hover. As soon as I started dropping my drawers, I was blowing shit everywhere. Seemed to be the trendy thing to do. Flies were all up on my face and nose...one of them even stuck his shit-covered paws right up in my nostril. Stanky, big time. Hard to breathe. Finally got my ass and legs cleaned up alright when I felt a good solid turd coming to salvage a little dignity. That sucker came in like a wrecking ball! A cannonball!!! Splashed everybody’s shit all up on my ass. The worst part...I felt it splash all up on my butthole. I spiraled into terrible depression for about six months. I’m better now, most days.

I’ve gotta get me a mullet

seems high. I’m thinking 360’ish is realistic

No pun taken

Huh?

Holy moly

Google search on the Cali QB, Cole Lourd, shows an article from yesterday suggesting that LSU was expected to sign him today, and that the kid has deep Cajun roots. Today there’s report that he has extended his signing timeline for a few days. With reports now that he is considering UT, seems telling. My guess is 60/40, Horns. That’ll be 9.95

Starting to think you guys are serious. But, forilldo...this staff has to be super confident in itself as a collective. All eyes are gonna be on UT. Major spotlight. Major opportunity. Major woody. Never waste a woody.

Yeah, screw Pepsi. Hard.

That’s a take, boys. Good work!

I think there is one helluva story brewing here with this new staff. I think, with this staff, this next season could blow minds. It would take picking up some key pieces in the transfer market and maybe even a couple stud true freshmen, but the pieces might just be out there. What kinds of things, if you’re a coach, are you telling these recruits about your expectations? TIA

Sometimes it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission...

Fake news

Do NOT want

Is that you, Jeff Lowe?

It’s an eminence front