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DeweyCox

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  1. Maybe clean the toothpaste slobber off the mirror next time.
  2. You posted this on shag almost an entire year ago. There have since been five additional posts on that 2019 recruiting thread...all shit.
  3. Wow! Made my day, already!
  4. Doc, I didn’t know you’s back in town...
  5. Pops always told me “pussy you turn down is pussy you ain’t gettin”.
  6. Not this shit again...get a job.
  7. Hey, Farva...what’s that guy’s name that plays Frasier?
  8. Mini* for fucks ache!
  9. New Mexican food is like New Coke
  10. It’s true. YouTube has a wonderful video titled “What does cb stand for.” All this time I thought it was cornbread.
  11. Littering and...? Littering and...?
  12. Return of the Mack
  13. @YoungCounty, I will be getting laid in Young County this weekend. So, if the house is rockin, don’t bother knockin.
  14. In before spiderbananaguy asks where to find that ball hat.
  15. Mine is even bigger than that.
  16. Aim high, Willis...
  17. Nah, man...hit it last night. It was mad tight!
  18. I’m probably going to spend all day wondering what the hell this means. (Or at least I probably will.)
  19. Shitchea! Hook’em!
  20. Oh, snap! Very nice! Hook’em🤘
  21. Geez! No wonder golfers always get the babes.
  22. I don’t want to be the one to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than six or seven children.
  23. Should we go ahead and start the Fire Fondren and Main thread?
  24. That’s Anus Sniff, for you harelips.
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